AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu

Beepster

bapu

Beepster
I sent Bapu a fart in a jar to mark the event.

Well, that stinks.
 
 
 
 
Here I thought you was pontificating about some sweet sounds all bottled up for me in that "jar".
 
Apparently knot.

Oh... poop. Yeah, wasn't that kind 'o jar. Sorry 'bout that.
 
I meant a literal fart in a literal jar.
 
It is some of my better work though so I hope it arrives intact.
 
You know that USPS. Always stealing people's lovingly crafted jar farts.

Try FredEx next time.

No way, man. Not after that 60 Minutes expose uncovering how FedEx employees open up fart jars, inhale the contents then replace the original fart with their own inferior brand.
 
Truly history's greatest monsters!
 
Do you WANT some random dood's fart, Bapu?!
 
'Cuz that's how you get some random dood's fart!
 
 
TMYK.gif

I pity the fool that messes whiff my fart jar.

would be great if the Hosts could get us a new button for the coffeehouse for this birfday
 
 

I was thinking more like a "What A Waste" button. Since "Funny As ALL Get Out" doesn't apply hear.

2nd Best Answer button is what's really needed here

Mesh
2nd Best Answer button is what's really needed here

Too far down the page mate. Sorry.

Mesh
2nd Best Answer button is what's really needed here

It depends on the particular circumstances of course, but I prefer buttons to be un-done.

drewfx1

Mesh
2nd Best Answer button is what's really needed here

It depends on the particular circumstances of course, but I prefer buttons to be un-done.

Like this?

or this?

bhav got in a banned?
Whiff bayoubill?
What's their bag?

bapu

drewfx1

Mesh
2nd Best Answer button is what's really needed here

It depends on the particular circumstances of course, but I prefer buttons to be un-done.

Like this?

or this?

Juan is not my cup of tea.
 
Two cups are much betterer.

bapu
bhav got in a banned?
Whiff bayoubill?
What's their bag?

Juan's a wannabe and the udder wants to be with wimmen?

what do you have to do to get banned around here?

daryl1968
what do you have to do to get banned around here?

I'd tell you but then I'd be band.

daryl1968
what do you have to do to get banned around here?

Apparently, just being a monkey isn't good enough......sigh.

Mesh

daryl1968
what do you have to do to get banned around here?

Apparently, just being a monkey isn't good enough......sigh.

must try harder
 

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968
what do you have to do to get banned around here?

Apparently, just being a monkey isn't good enough......sigh.

must try harder
 

an older boy made me do it

bapu
It's amazing.
 
Between the OP and this post I've said absolutely nothing worthwhile for 5 years.
 

Nonsense. I never would have known the tension was mounting if you hadn't told me.

daryl1968

So plump they're ready to become BECAN

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968
what do you have to do to get banned around here?

Apparently, just being a monkey isn't good enough......sigh.

must try harder
 

start by using the P word

Beepster

bapu

Beepster
I sent Bapu a fart in a jar to mark the event.

Well, that stinks.
 
 
 
 
Here I thought you was pontificating about some sweet sounds all bottled up for me in that "jar".
 
Apparently knot.

Oh... poop. Yeah, wasn't that kind 'o jar. Sorry 'bout that.
 
I meant a literal fart in a literal jar.
 
It is some of my better work though so I hope it arrives intact.
 
You know that USPS. Always stealing people's lovingly crafted jar farts.

In related news, a Canadian Customs facility was shut down today when a package was dropped and a foul smell overcame several employees.  Officials are treating it as a hazardous waste spill and are following leads to determine the guilty party...

This forum Is UNSILLY!

Ham N Egz

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968
what do you have to do to get banned around here?

Apparently, just being a monkey isn't good enough......sigh.

must try harder
 

start by using the P word

Penisylvania? 

I feel it should be pointed out that togas rarely have buttons on them.

Slutzovakia

To get this

page rolling
 

I though I'd
 

split this
 

post into
 

way more
 

posts
 

than needed
 

just because 
 

I was left to my own..
 

Page 1915 is much better

This was no accidental TOTP either.
 

Enough gibberish..
 

Now for some nonsense.
 

Zargg

Wow ... it's either the coffee or you been up all night stoned immaculate!

Well that's my valuable input for this monumental nonsense (so far).
 
BTW, Good Morning Crew!! 

Marn Mesh
 
Too early

I know whatcha mean.....it's 9:15 here and it's still too early.
 
Need more coffee....
 
Although, the Becan, egg, and cheese croissant was delish!!

Good day, gang 
 
Seems I'm all nonsense'd out for now 

Zargg
Good day, gang 
 
Seems I'm all nonsense'd out for now 

So Mike, guitar and drums are all put away then?

Zargg
Good day, gang 
 
Seems I'm all nonsense'd out for now 

Not to worry....there's plenty of inspiration brewing in here.
 
What plans for the today?

I'm just moments away from Beer O'clock 
I might get a visit from a couple of friends later (brothers). A bass player, and a drummer. Both great musicians.
Might even do a little jam, as I have instruments, and space for us all 
The rest of the weekend is spent a twerk..
Might take a trip to Sweden with work (paid beer run), since the weather is so nice these days 

If not more than frowned upon, I'm good