AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu


You know, I just realized summin'.

With all this chasing of The Beagle I'm doing why have I not lost more weight?

Chasing the beagle is illegal in 9 states and most of Europe.

Remember page 190?  We were so young then!  Sometimes, I look back on those times and I just laugh.  ...Then I drink my becan double cheeseburger through a straw.

Finally a 2nd runner up.

Well Done Daryl.

UbiquitousBubba


Remember page 190?  We were so young then!  Sometimes, I look back on those times and I just laugh.  ...Then I drink my becan double cheeseburger through a straw.

Back in my day, we had to drink our becan double cheeseburgers through a tailpipe 7 miles there and 10 miles back.


Kids these days don't know how easy they have it.

Wow, Bapu!  That's a staggering number of posts in our Forum Universe.  I had no idea (since I didn't look into it).

When you take all of our posts and pile them together, there's a certain palpable aroma that overwhelms your senses.  It think it may be Eau de Hound Dog.

We can ask Mooch, just to be sure.

bapu


Finally a 2nd runner up.

Well Done Daryl.

At least the prizes are being spread out evenly.

UbiquitousBubba


Wow, Bapu!  That's a staggering number of posts in our Forum Universe.  I had no idea (since I didn't look into it).

When you take all of our posts and pile them together, there's a certain palpable aroma that overwhelms your senses.  It think it may be Eau de Hound Dog.

We can ask Mooch, just to be sure.

AKA - Hair of the Dog

bapu

UbiquitousBubba


Remember page 190?  We were so young then!  Sometimes, I look back on those times and I just laugh.  ...Then I drink my becan double cheeseburger through a straw.

Back in my day, we had to drink our becan double cheeseburgers through a tailpipe 7 miles there and 10 miles back.


Kids these days don't know how easy they have it.

pfft - you had it easy

daryl1968

bapu

UbiquitousBubba


Remember page 190?  We were so young then!  Sometimes, I look back on those times and I just laugh.  ...Then I drink my becan double cheeseburger through a straw.

Back in my day, we had to drink our becan double cheeseburgers through a tailpipe 7 miles there and 10 miles back.


Kids these days don't know how easy they have it.

pfft - you had it easy

I'm not a math wiz or anything like that, but what happened to the other 3 miles?

Do you want to wear the tiara for awhile, Mesh?  I'd let you wear the YHB sash, but it's also functioning as a swim suit suspension structure.

I never really thought about sporting a tiara......I'm afraid it might cause a fashion crisis.

A tiara adds a touch of class to any outfit. 

The mankini is a possible exception.

I've never had a yellow helpful banner on this Fred.

I've been ever so helpful too, held the door open at the end of each page, opened Bapu's sandwiches for him 'cos he can't manage the plastic wrapper, found Daryl's arse when he lost it under the antimacassar...snot fare.

The mankini is def. out of the question. I anyway had to use it to keep the goods from falling off my pickup.

What's the timeframe that one can keep the tiara for?

James is rather a nice chap - he gets my vote for a special HYB award for services to arses

Did you pre-chew Bapu's sandwiches for him?  You know he's got his limitations.  I think that's the difference between helpful and Helpful. 

Hang on, it's time for me to siphon up the backwash out of his sippy cup.  I'll be right back.

bapu


Bubba, did you notice that the entire CW forum is < 2000 posts away from 2,000,000 posts.

That has me wondering:

1. Who posted the 1,000,000 post?
2. Who has had the most logins?
3. Will the FSF be the place where the 2,000,000 post will be made?


P.S. Beagle and I make up less than 5% of the entire catalog of posts.

Is this a duplicate post from a few pages back?

I think I'm shortly to have a bout of deja vu.

daryl1968


James is rather a nice chap - he gets my vote for a special HYB award for services to arses

 (Daryl said services to arses heh heh heh)
 
Not sure about all that but, James should be awarded one of those whatchamacallit thingies.
 

Go ahead and hang on to the tiara for awhile, Mesh.  You can wear it sompelace special tonight, give the crowd a royal wave, and tell the person waiting on you, "We would like to have those fries Supersized, peasant."

The reaction you'll get will be amazing.

Gee Thanks Bubba (teary eyed)....I don't know what to say.....The CH Tiara....wow!



Thank you. 
 
 
 
 
 
Editted post for clarification:
 
I thought about it and just realized, boys don't wear tiaras!!! You're pulling my chain aren't ya?
You silly wascal!!

UbiquitousBubba


Did you pre-chew Bapu's sandwiches for him?  You know he's got his limitations.  I think that's the difference between helpful and Helpful. 

Hang on, it's time for me to siphon up the backwash out of his sippy cup.  I'll be right back.

You get all the best jobs. I have to rinse his gusset before each post.

Mesh

daryl1968


James is rather a nice chap - he gets my vote for a special HYB award for services to arses

 (Daryl said services to arses heh heh heh)
 
Not sure about all that but, James should be awarded one of those whatchamacallit thingies.
 

one of them oojamaflips?

jamesg1213


I've never had a yellow helpful banner on this Fred.

I have to beg to differ.


Go back and look at Top 'O The Page. All Top 'O The Pagers now have a HYBT. I know you're wonovum.

Mesh, you may have hit on something.  That could explain some of the looks I was getting.  That, and the fact that there was not enough fabric left for the back of the outfit. 

You know, the fact that the pony had a matching tiara might have given that away.

bapu

jamesg1213


I've never had a yellow helpful banner on this Fred.

I have to beg to differ.


Go back and look at Top 'O The Page. All Top 'O The Pagers now have a HYBT. I know you're wonovum.

The Man knows his posters and posts!!! Amazing!!

The Man knows we're not going to go back through 191+ pages to look for them.

The Man is crafty that way.

You want me to check 191 Top o' Pages? Well, OK. but you can rinse yer own gusset for next hour and a half pal.

Mesh

bapu

jamesg1213


I've never had a yellow helpful banner on this Fred.

I have to beg to differ.


Go back and look at Top 'O The Page. All Top 'O The Pagers now have a HYBT. I know you're wonovum.

The Man knows his posters and posts!!! Amazing!!

See post 5726.

jamesg1213


You want me to check 191 Top o' Pages? Well, OK. but you can rinse yer own gusset for next hour and a half pal.

Thanks.


Mooch said summin about a HOUND DOG in my gusst.

I wonder how The Chosen One feels about him leaving Hound Dogs all over the place.  I'm thinking that might change later.

191?

192.....now

BLASPHEMY!!!

Uhmmmm....Bubba still need his helpful banner thingy.....(Pffft..I thought that big blasphamous sign would be a hint.....what do I know!! )

Tanks Mesh. I was all over the place just now and "missed" the hint.

bapu


Tanks Mesh. I was all over the place just now and "missed" the hint.

So, you're a little hint and miss. 

Old55

bapu


Tanks Mesh. I was all over the place just now and "missed" the hint.

So, you're a little hint and miss. 

Nothing new. Carry on.

"Nothing, Gnu."

Alone in the dark hallway, a single tear slowly rolls down the Gnu's face.  Dejected and miserable, he stumbles down the hall.  His hooves drag along the carpet as if they really don't have anyplace to go.

This post brought to you by the Society Against Gnuism (SAG).

James got an "I Participated" 2nd poster award after Top 'O The Page.

I heard there's some really funny stuff going on upstairs, but that's for the Pro's.

You mean Tools roight?

Yeah Fools.

Fools Rush In 


Ooooops wrong fred.

Fools.  They're not just for April anymore!  Order now and we'll throw in this 18" replica of Ernest P. Worrell (as popularized by actor Jim Varney)!

But Wait.  There's more!

Have you ever wished you could find someone who would be gullible enough to fall for your stories?  Have you ever wished you could see that complete and utter lack of comprehension on someone's face?  Now, you can!  With our new "iFool" appliance, your dream can be realized.  Just hang the specially treated iFool on the wall with the glass side facing into the room.  You just walk up to it and HEY!!!  There's a fool in the window!

You're probably thinking that there's a catch, right?  That's because your intelligence is within the top 90th percentile of people sitting in your chair right now.  We certainly can't make you any more of a fool, can we?  You're receiving this because you are part of a special community of people our top scientists have determined would be most receptive to this offer.  You can't argue with Science!

What are you waiting for?  Order now and you'll have a fool in your house immediately!  Call Now!

bapu

Old55

bapu


Tanks Mesh. I was all over the place just now and "missed" the hint.

So, you're a little hint and miss. 

Nothing new. Carry on.

Carrion, my wayward son. 

UbiquitousBubba


Fools.  They're not just for April anymore!  Order now and we'll throw in this 18" replica of Ernest P. Worrell (as popularized by actor Jim Varney)!

But Wait.  There's more!

Have you ever wished you could find someone who would be gullible enough to fall for your stories?  Have you ever wished you could see that complete and utter lack of comprehension on someone's face?  Now, you can!  With our new "iFool" appliance, your dream can be realized.  Just hang the specially treated iFool on the wall with the glass side facing into the room.  You just walk up to it and HEY!!!  There's a fool in the window!

You're probably thinking that there's a catch, right?  That's because your intelligence is within the top 90th percentile of people sitting in your chair right now.  We certainly can't make you any more of a fool, can we?  You're receiving this because you are part of a special community of people our top scientists have determined would be most receptive to this offer.  You can't argue with Science!

What are you waiting for?  Order now and you'll have a fool in your house immediately!  Call Now!

I  have a fool house already.  What, ho ginsu knives? 

We're so close to breaking the sound 192 page barrier. I can taste it.

Granted it tastes like dust off a computer monitor but it tastes just the same.

I'm on a 

I'm on a 

You know it just occurred to me that if PM's counted as post count....


Never mind.

Where all my FSF friends be?

The FSF is dead.

How hot is it where you are?

My studio is is 82F after having the AC on for 30 minutes. Prolly 90F outside right now.

[hums Iron Man to himself]

"F S F Lives Again!"

musicman100

CRA$H DAWG is Top Dawg in the FSF.

And now..... FSF appears with the correct page number.