AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu
You envy guys that get lots of sheep?

And girls that get lots of sheep too.
 
Get a million followers.
 
Ask them all to send you £1.
 
Get rich.

I don't think I could sleep at night if I gnu that millions of losers with even less of a life than mine were following everything I do. 

FSFBook?  How many Freds do you have?
 
The only thing following me is the TP stuck on my shoe...

Oh look, it's time for a loop!
 

Oh look, it's time for a loop!
 

Oh look, it's time for a loop!
 

Oh look, it's time for a loop!
 

My TOTP!  Mine!  All mine!  Weeeeeeeee!!!!  
 
Ok...  You can have some too...  If you want...  
 

 
 
My new guitar instructor.......

 
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Ham N Egz

 
 
My new guitar instructor.......

I'd question her credentials.
 
I mean... she's not even holding her instrument correctly.

Amazingly though, despite all that... she still has pretty good form

As in did?

Beepster

Ham N Egz

 
 
My new guitar instructor.......

I'd question her credentials.
 
I mean... she's not even holding her instrument correctly.

She can hold my instrument like that.  Perhaps she can teach me a cover of ZZ-Top's Pearl Necklace? 

craigb

Beepster

Ham N Egz

 
 
My new guitar instructor.......

I'd question her credentials.
 
I mean... she's not even holding her instrument correctly.

She can hold my instrument like that.  Perhaps she can teach me a cover of ZZ-Top's Pearl Necklace? 

You'ld like for her to cover you with a pearl necklace?

Edit: Meh... that was probably too mean. Even for me.
 
Have a puppy instead...
 

I often wondered what Beeps actually looks like. ?

That puppy reminds me of a friend who's always trying to make up for his lack of height.

 

Actually... the more at look at it he kind of reminds me of this guy...
 

wth is beep smoking????????????????????

So to help me survive this current heatwave, I went and filled my 1 litre dihydrogen monoxide bottle with sugar free  squash.
 
I left it in the kitchen.
 
Woe is me, no way am I climbing the stairs again in this heat, at least not until I need to drink more.

Ham N Egz
wth is beep smoking????????????????????

And can I have some??

Zargg

Ham N Egz
wth is beep smoking????????????????????

And can I have some??

Ken's out of Beer?

bapu

Zargg

Ham N Egz
wth is beep smoking????????????????????

And can I have some??

Ken's out of Beer?

Can't I have both? 

Zargg

bapu

Zargg

Ham N Egz
wth is beep smoking????????????????????

And can I have some??

Ken's out of Beer?

Can't I have both? 

You go boy.

bapu

Zargg

bapu

Zargg

Ham N Egz
wth is beep smoking????????????????????

And can I have some??

Ken's out of Beer?

Can't I have both? 

You go boy.

Where to??
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hihi..

Loop as Craig would..
 

Loop as Craig would..

Loop as Craig would..

Loop as Craig would..

Beer O'Clock 
 

It needed to be done 

craigb
My TOTP!  Mine!  All mine!  Weeeeeeeee!!!!  
 
Ok...  You can have some too...  If you want...  
 

I just did 

Zargg
Beer O'Clock 
 

I only have Robinsons fruit squash to survive on because I cant have anymore sugar. 30+ degree Celsius  heatwave, Im melting :(

We now interrupt this divergent topic with more unrelated news...

craigb
We now interrupt this divergent topic with more unrelated news...

You're gonna loop the WHOLE page?  

Proving my theory that shock "humorists" are boring as all hell when they can't rely on gross out tactics to get attention.

Zargg
Beer O'Clock 
 

Typical

craigb
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much apris she ate it

Zargg
Beer O'Clock 
 

I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Zargg

craigb
We now interrupt this divergent topic with more unrelated news...

You're gonna loop the WHOLE page?  

Been there, done that (did NOT get the t-shirt though...). 

craigb
 (did NOT get the t-shirt though...). 

Sorry, I sold the shop.

bapu

Zargg
Beer O'Clock 
 

I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Depends on how many of you are coming over..
Guess we're ok for the first 50, or so 
If you're quick enough..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Otherwise, no 

Zargg

bapu

Zargg
Beer O'Clock 
 

I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Depends on how many of you are coming over..
Guess we're ok for the first 50, or so 
If you're quick enough..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Otherwise, no 

Typical

I'll have a nap until you peeps get here..
Just shout when you're here.
The neighbors are used to it 

Beepster
Proving my theory that shock "humorists" are boring as all hell when they can't rely on gross out tactics to get attention.

So basically they became just like you.

Zargg
I'll have a nap until you peeps get here..
Just shout when you're here.
The neighbors are used to it 

They know Mike then.

Dood it's midnight there. Nap time? More like fall over in place time for me.
 

bapu
Dood it's midnight there. Nap time? More like fall over in place time for me.
 

If y'all are coming, I need to be ready 
Can't get anymore than a nap in, if you're near..

The female blob?
 

Bhav

Beepster
Proving my theory that shock "humorists" are boring as all hell when they can't rely on gross out tactics to get attention.

So basically they became just like you.

Wow. The "I know you are but what am I?" defence.
 
Seriously... why are you here? Do you think if you post enough we'll become your friends?
 
I mean, that's how Baps did it but he has other redeeming qualities.

Beepster

Bhav

Beepster
Proving my theory that shock "humorists" are boring as all hell when they can't rely on gross out tactics to get attention.

So basically they became just like you.

Wow. The "I know you are but what am I?" defence.
 
Seriously... why are you here? Do you think if you post enough we'll become your friends?
 
I mean, that's how Baps did it but he has other redeeming qualities.

Why do you even still complain? I already did what you asked me. Your constant thinly veiled attacks are just pathetic and completely uncalled for by this point. Do you want me to start reporting them?

You've still been following me around, replying to my posts for no apparent reason and posting dumb crap in my threads sooo...
 
Ya, sure. Go ahead and report me... again.
 
I don't even mind taking a ban if it gets some more moderator eyeballs on your nonsense.