bapu
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Barn Police
I mean do we really know what goes on in barns?
Can we handle the truth?
See? We need the Barn Police as much as we don't want to admit it.
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 11:24:49
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A rather surprising percentage of parents seem to confuse the term "Barn" with "Hospital". I think that's why they keep asking their kids if they were born in a Barn. I think they're just trying to retrace their steps.
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trimph1
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 11:31:37
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The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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The Maillard Reaction
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 11:33:35
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 11:40:28
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I've spent a fair amount of my youth in a barn. There's really not much you'd want to see. There's some you'd just rather not know.
What happens in the barn stays in the barn, until someone has to shovel it out. Then it ends up in the Coffee House.
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trimph1
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 11:57:41
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...upstairs is still a barn?
The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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bayoubill
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 12:00:22
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I now live in a barn! So just when I think I'm moving in the world(from a van etc.) to a barn now I have to deal with barn police? Just cuz? would I have to hide things? Dress up?
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 12:05:21
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bapu
We need the Barn Police as much as we don't want to admit it.
They're already on the job - they're just working undercover. You can always spot them because they're the only livestock with donuts. Dead giveaway.
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 12:11:55
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"Howdy. I'm BayouBill, and I'm the law in this here barn. Y'all got till high noon to get out or I'll fill you full of hot lead."
- Sheriff BayouBill, Love's Pitchfork
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Mesh
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 12:11:59
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bayoubill
I now live in a barn! So just when I think I'm moving in the world(from a van etc.) to a barn now I have to deal with barn police? Just cuz? would I have to hide things? Dress up?
If you're planning on coming out of the closet, then the barn probably would probably be the place to be....but dealing with the barn police might change everything!!
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bayoubill
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 12:36:17
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Say, Running fer Sheriff just might be the ticket!
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 12:38:36
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In other news, authorities in Dogpatch, TX are responding to claims that local Barn Police have been extoring bribes in the form of becan. Sergeant Bufford "Carnivore" Lugnut said, "On behalf of myself and the other Barn Police, I hereby deny all charges." (Long and loud belch) "That pig jumped out of the sty, sliced off a large chunk of meat off his hindquarters, threw it in the frying pan, and fried it for us. Anyone who says different is a liar! A liar, I tell ya!"
The Sergeant then ended the interview saying that he and his team had a lunch appointment at the Lazy P ranch.
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Old55
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 14:09:36
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Mesh
bayoubill
I now live in a barn! So just when I think I'm moving in the world(from a van etc.) to a barn now I have to deal with barn police? Just cuz? would I have to hide things? Dress up?
If you're planning on coming out of the closet, then the barn probably would probably be the place to be....but dealing with the barn police might change everything!!
I didn't know they had closets in barns. If it's a dairy farm or a horse farm, they might have stalls--is that what they call them?
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bayoubill
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 14:17:35
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In my case a closet is somewhere I put my stuff and/or hide behind. If i get to be Sheriff I won't have to hide. 
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craigb
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 14:31:56
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What goes on in barns? Politics of course! 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Ham N Egz
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 14:51:22
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Barn in the USA
Barn to be wild
Barn Free
Barn under a bad stall sign
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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bapu
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 14:56:18
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musicman100
Barn in the USA
Barn to be wild
Barn Free
Barn under a bad stall
From Baston are you?
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Ham N Egz
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 14:57:44
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bapu
musicman100
Barn in the USA
Barn to be wild
Barn Free
Barn under a bad stall
From Baston are you?
Barn and bread in the South, Sir..
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Old55
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 15:28:36
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musicman100
Barn in the USA
Barn to be wild
Barn Free
Barn under a bad stall sign
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craigb
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 16:57:00
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Mesh
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Re:Barn Police
2011/05/26 17:22:27
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Barn on the Bayou.....Bill?
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