Been an Apple man for 30 years but love this

I am an Apple man too but I am the first to admit that I really don't like the direction things have taken since Cooks is in charge. 
 
Let me put it this way: I found myself cursing Cooks more often in those last few years than I had Bill Gates in over a decade.
 
I wish I could buy a lifetime supply of pre-Cooks Mac to run Logic 9 and X for the rest of my life. Screw them upgrades and updates!

Anybody remember the IBM PS/2 computers with their non-standard (=proprietary) adapter card interface and new keyboard and mouse connectors? And their attempt to migrate (=force) you to OS/2?
 
How'd that go for them?
 
Same reason I've always disliked Apple conceptually, that is, their closed, proprietary systems backed by a cadre of attorneys to enforce their "rights".
 
I worked for Motorola for 15 years, and back when Apple was using Motorola CPUs for their PCs, Motorola was split internally. Peeps who had nothing to do with creating product, that is, those who were creating marketing and sales collateral and the oh-so-important spreadsheets with which a bunch of clueless execs ran a damn fine company into the ground with, were on Apple products. Those on the engineering side were on PCs and Unix (not counting all of the custom development platforms). And I was stuck in the middle. What a nightmare trying to make Apples play nice with everyone else. Different network protocols. Different network hardware and cabling. Different email systems, both of which had to connect to a gawd-awful legacy mainframe email system. I could go on and on.
 
I have owned a couple of Apple products, like an iPod. That introduced me to iTunes for Windows. Then I had to talk to Ralph on the big white phone.
 
I really appreciate you posting the link to that video. I saw it a couple of days ago, but didn't bookmark it. Thanks for helping me almost wet my shorts. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.