TheMaartian
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Best song title ever! What's your pick?
OK, I've got to admit that I'm still trying to get over yorolpal's "Banana Bike". Left me in one heck of a nostalgia daze, for sure! But I'm thinking, what is the best song title ever? You know, a great title that perfectly fits the song and artists and time and place? Here's my vote. Also, what I'm listening to at this very moment. Free Form Funkified Filth by Carlos Santana and Buddy Miles, from the "Live!" album, from the concert of "Energy For The Universe, From The Center Of A Volcano" recorded in Diamond Head Crater on January 0, 1972. [That's NOT a typo. That's direct from the liner notes.] My dogs are looking at me funny. "What happened to your hips, dad?" "They come loose from the rest of your body?" "Should we call the vet?" 
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/22 18:11:56
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/22 18:40:04
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/22 19:11:19
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Let me live 'neath your spell Do do that voodoo that you do so well'Cause you do something to me That nobody else could do - Cole Porter
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/22 19:11:55
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Wail...my country tune's titles tend to be exemplified by true country touchstones...like trains, trucks, beer, prison and momma. But my completely delusional side always wants to both push boundaries and provide too much detail so for myself I'll toss in, "Who Taught You How To Wipe Your Ass...Was It Mamma?" But for sheer irony let me proffer "Funk 49" which, while a great rocking tune, was about as funky as an ice cream social at Pat Robertson's house.
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/22 19:34:46
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But for sheer irony let me proffer "Funk 49" which, while a great rocking tune, was about as funky as an ice cream social at Pat Robertson's house.
In Joe Walsh's defense...he was blotto the entire time he was in the James Gang...and most of the time in the Eagles. I figure it had something to do with the classic "99 bottles of beer on the wall". 48 bottles for the James Gang and 49 bottles for Rides Again. 
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/22 22:38:55
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All good so far!  Although an album title and not a song title, I'll also add the following from Spooky Tooth in 1973: You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw [Note: This one is still personal. In fact, it's the way I'm feeling at the moment. Got a text from my ex after more than 3 years...a photo of my ex-stepson getting married. No text. No name of the bride. No nada. Just a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. So I'm really feeling this one.]
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/22 22:48:39
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/23 08:09:32
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/23 09:13:30
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Hi,
I'm thinking that it is somewhere in the Frank Zappa catalogue, and it has not to do with dimension!
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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2015/07/23 12:30:55
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"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/23 17:14:32
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"
You beat me to it!
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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Hi,
"Dehypnotized Toothpaste"
"A Short Stop at the Transylvanian Brain-Surgery"
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"
I'm not really a Zappa fan, but ya gotta love his quirkiness...
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"
I'm not really a Zappa fan, but ya gotta love his quirkiness...
And you're out living him!
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/24 15:43:30
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A few of my favorites...
I Want to Kiss Her But, She Won't Let Me (Tim Cavanagh)
High Class in Borrowed Shoes (Max Webster/Kim Mitchell)
Only Your Nose Knows (I've been Fooling Around) (Max Webster/Kim Mitchell)
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/07/24 17:28:28
I'm personally appalled that no one has delved into the country catalog for gems such as... "I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling" " I've Got Tears In My Ears (From Lyin' On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You)" "Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone" ...and there were some other gems I stumbled over during my research, such as... "If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You" "I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here" In fact, there's an entire unfortunate collection here.
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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dantarbill
I'm personally appalled that no one has delved into the country catalog for gems such as...
"I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling"
"I've Got Tears In My Ears (From Lyin' On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You)"
"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone"
...and there were some other gems I stumbled over during my research, such as...
"If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You"
"I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here"
In fact, there's an entire unfortunate collection here.
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart What a list! Thanks, Dan DollarBill!
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2015/07/25 06:42:11
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/07/24 18:53:20
dantarbill
I'm personally appalled that no one has delved into the country catalog for gems such as...
Well, if you are going to open that can of worms some of my favorites come from a duo named Pinkard and Bowden. 1: Beat the Cheat out of You 2: Elvis was a Narc (in rhinestones after dark) 3: Higher Edu-Cajun
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Re: Best song title ever! What's your pick?
2015/07/24 20:12:39
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I had an 80's studio gig, one of the songs was " The 18 wheeler, one hand hemorrhoid blues". That runs a close second with another 80's studio gig, " Nothing, 4kin nothing".
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