Buy my friends

So that's the secret.

And here I thought buying all these plug-ins would increase my friend count, bless my heart.

Oh I work 'em. You can be sure of that.

I was dissapointed to find that Waves Friends VSTi requires an iLok dongle.  You only have access to your Friends as long as you have it.  If you lose it, your Friends disappear.

On the other hand, I got a much better deal on NI Acquaintances.  While not as full featured, Acquaintances make up for this by not asking me to help them move quite as often.

Whenever this is not enough, I can always use one of the many Freeware Bitter Enemy plug ins.  These range from General Unpleasantness to Sadistic Psychopaths.  They can be used to add a little perspective whenever necessary.

dlogan


If I had a better dongle I wouldn't need friends.

Start by singing "My Ding-A-Ling"?

MNorman


Now see, this is exactly what I mean....

You're not going to turn into an AngryX1User now, are you?