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2014/08/17 19:00:12 (permalink)

Caption Competition

 
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 Music:     The Coffee House BandVeRy MeTaL

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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 19:06:16 (permalink)
 


 Music:     The Coffee House BandVeRy MeTaL
 

 
 
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 19:09:41 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/17 19:03:50

Just a little more hot air up that chute and I know that cap will blow right off.
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 19:21:28 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Old55 2014/08/19 17:44:26
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 19:56:59 (permalink)
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Did you want original or extra crispy?  

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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 20:03:29 (permalink)
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'May contain nuts'.

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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 20:17:59 (permalink)

Isn't it funny that every time I put a fire under his arse he grabs his ears?
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 20:25:29 (permalink)

 
Ok....now on the count of three....fart real hard...
Oooooonnnnnneeee.........................
.....................tttttttwwwwwwwwwwooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................
 
uh........ooooooonnnnnnneeeee.............
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 20:35:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 03:14:33
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 21:24:48 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 22:53:25 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 23:07:01 (permalink)
Are you sure Doug Clark got his start this way??

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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/17 23:59:57 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 03:14:58
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Hey Mooch, does you butt itch NOW??!!??!!????
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 00:36:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 03:15:08
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Bobby decided to take the motivational speaker literally and found someone to light a fire under his arse.  To make this action "his own" he decided to imitate the head from Daryl's uncle's enormous c...  Never mind.

 
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 00:52:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 03:15:15
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Despite almost 20 years since their last hit single, Hall & Oates say they're not done performing yet.

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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 01:05:02 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 13:14:03
I think you mean Ball & Roasts, no??

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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 01:24:03 (permalink)
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I think you mean Ball & Roasts, no??



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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 03:50:14 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 13:14:14
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Yes I KNOW I said I was in the mood for some dry roasted nuts, but this isn't what I meant !
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 04:03:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 13:14:24
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David Cameron and Nick Clegg's demonstration of British Foreign Policy was deemed a success.

 
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 09:23:32 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 09:26:23 (permalink)
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Yes, Mr. President, I can verify that the CIA has indeed given up water-boarding.  
 
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 09:43:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 13:14:47
Due to budget cuts, NASA no longer requires the right stuff.
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 09:48:07 (permalink)
Not a quote submission; Is it just me or does the guy with the fire stick look strangely like Phil Collins? Maybe this is what he gave up music for.
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 10:24:15 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2014/08/18 10:47:06
Maybe that's how he got Peter Gabriel to leave?
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 11:58:28 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 13:15:14
 
 

 

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will
But what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
 
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 13:00:11 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2014/08/18 13:15:19
Welcome to the Trump University School of Medicine Proctology Department.

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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 13:15:01 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Old55 2014/08/18 20:42:59
These aren't the rhoids you're looking for...
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 13:19:38 (permalink)
UB. No doubt that other guy's costume would be right up PGs wheelhouse.
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 13:21:46 (permalink)
Next submission.

Daryk:"Take that bapu for trying to impersonate my uncle's HUGE co...... nevermind"
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Re: Caption Competition 2014/08/18 13:22:34 (permalink)
Serenity Now !

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