Classified Ad Humor

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2011/04/08 11:09:40 (permalink)

Classified Ad Humor

Somebody sent me a list of actual classified ads from a UK newspaper that exemplify the wry sense of British humor humour we so admire on this side of the pond. My favorites:


FREE PUPPIES.
  Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
  Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
  Worn once by mistake.  Call Stephanie.
 
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
  Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
  Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


 





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    Re:Classified Ad Humor 2011/04/08 11:13:46 (permalink)
    Those are not unfunny.


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    Re:Classified Ad Humor 2011/04/08 11:16:18 (permalink)
    mike_mccue


    Those are not unfunny.

    Uncanny, your use ouf u's.


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    Re:Classified Ad Humor 2011/04/08 11:46:10 (permalink)

    W


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    Re:Classified Ad Humor 2011/04/08 11:47:29 (permalink)
    mike_mccue


    W

    Twice as funny!
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