Classified Ad Humor
Somebody sent me a list of actual classified ads from a UK newspaper that exemplify the wry sense of British humor humour we so admire on this side of the pond. My favorites:
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to.
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