Clever song lyrics

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2015/07/24 22:20:23 (permalink)

Clever song lyrics

Note that "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies" is exempt due to overuse.
 
I'm going with "If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down" as a starter. 

 
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    Moshkito
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/24 23:01:36 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    Most of these are in Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's catalog and not playable for the average audience. The piece about the meanings in black music comes to mind, right away!
     
    Beyond that Amon Duul 2 has some doozies ... like "Mona Lisa has a bird brain ... " and some seriously fun stuff on the early albums up to "Vive la Trance"
     
    "(clap your hands, because you gonna die ... every victim is searching for his hangman) ... the wild beast is in the villages, dealing only in death, with his soul left behind him, yes, the raper of women, mutilator of children, the murderer of men ... better to die as a free man than to live as a slave! Unite! And fight!
     
    From "Mozambique". It is a brutal set of lyrics, but sometimes, how else can you say what needs to be said?
    post edited by Moshkito - 2015/07/24 23:14:15

    Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/25 00:54:40 (permalink)
    Pop country writers (whether you go for the genre or not) write the most head slapping obvious clever "rings everybody's number" lyrics I've ever been mad I can't get close to, but I keep tryin cause it's a challenge to keep the listener's attention with the vocalist sitting in your lap for 3:30.
     
     
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/25 06:41:15 (permalink)
    I don't know who they think they are
    Smashing a perfectly good guitar
     
     
    or... almost anything by John Hiatt
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/26 12:19:59 (permalink)
    freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose

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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/27 18:59:44 (permalink)
    Delbert McLinton's Honkey Tonkin', I guess I done me some ...
    I've seen the bullets in the chamber from the other end of a gun
    I've been in lots of battles that weren't even worth being won ...
     
    ... I don't know if you'd say this was "clever" as such, but it passes the time. We Brits often gaze in awe at the philosophies proffered in Country and Western music.
     
    If you really want clever lyrics, then just about anything from John Sebastian or Ray Davies.
     
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/27 20:02:50 (permalink)
    Had to stick this in the CD player while typing.
     
    Heaven Knows - Robert Plant - Now and Zen
     
    A brand new human being, razor sharp, all firm and tan
    All clean, all pure, with a 30 second attention span
    As the clock strikes 12 and we're ready for party games
    You play blind man's bluff and I'll play out charades
    Heaven knows
    What kind of fool am I
    Heaven knows
    Why you take an eye for an eye
    What comes over me
    You were pumping iron while I was pumping irony
     
    Now I find myself fully occupied and half alive
    With your head, heart, arms and legs
    Wrapped around my family pride
    See the whites of their eyes - then shoot
    With all the romance of the Ton-Ton Macoute
     
    Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes
    Then I suppose that anything goes
    Heaven knows

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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/27 21:24:15 (permalink)
    Little Mike and the Tornadoes..
    I'd rather be lying with you............than to  you
     https://www.dropbox.com/s...%20You%20than.mp3?dl=0
    post edited by charlyg - 2015/07/27 21:57:19

     
     
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/27 23:33:59 (permalink)
    You looked like a princess, the night we met
    With your hair piled up high, I will never forget
    I'm drunk right now, baby, but I've got to be
    Or I never could tell you what you mean to me
    But I loved you the first time I saw you
    And I always will love you, Marie
    I loved you the first time I saw you
    And I always will love you Marie

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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/28 03:34:40 (permalink)
    One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire,
    I decided to make my play
    I said 'Babe, with my boyish charms and good looks,
    How can you stand it for one more day?''
    She said 'Maybe it's the skeevy look in your eyes
    Or your mind has turned to applesauce
    Or the dreary architecture of your soul''
    I said 'But what is it exactly turns you off?''
     
    Cousin Dupree - Steely Dan

     
    Jyemz
     
     
     



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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/28 11:51:55 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    The Goons material is always fun ... "I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas" is one of my favorite ones.

    Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/29 08:41:20 (permalink)
    I've always liked the first two lines of the chorus in this Randy Travis song....
     
    "Is it sill over, are we still through
    Since my phone still ain't ringing,  I assume It still ain't you"
     
    Then there is this creative tie of words (avenue - you) from an Ian Thomas song made popular around the world by America.
    "Every day I sit beside you... on the bus to madison aven-you work in the big gray store, with the revolving doors"
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXuv-_SUVfY  (it's the first line to put it in context)
     
     

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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/29 09:19:18 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    I find more cleverness in comedy than I do anywhere else ... I still think things like "The Goons", "Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band", "Grimms", "Mike McGear", "Neil Innes", and that whole family of folks had some exceptional music with amazing lyrics ... goodness, even Randy Racquel ... is .... (wind sound from your mouth!) ... better than many "words" that people say or sing, specially when they do not have the humor to act it out correctly. We can also do "The Intro and the Outro" and crack up, but the best still is the Pinball Wizard send up, and my favorite album ... Roger Ruskin Spear's solo album "Unusual".

    Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/29 11:06:28 (permalink)
    yorolpal
    You looked like a princess, the night we met
    With your hair piled up high, I will never forget
    I'm drunk right now, baby, but I've got to be
    Or I never could tell you what you mean to me
    But I loved you the first time I saw you
    And I always will love you, Marie
    I loved you the first time I saw you
    And I always will love you Marie



    Lovely verse. Wish he'd stopped the song there.
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    Re: Clever song lyrics 2015/07/30 15:56:44 (permalink)
    Let it all hang out. The Hombres
     
    A preachment, dear friend
    You are about to receive on John Barleycorn
    Nicotine and the temptations of Eve

    No parkin' by the sewer sign
    Hot dog, my razors broke
    Water drippin' up the spout
    But I dont care, let it all hang out

    Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
    Sun is shinin' through the shade
    Nobody knows what its all about
    It's too much, man, let it all hang out

    Saw a man walkin' upside down
    My T.V.s on the blink
    Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
    Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out

    Sleep all day, drive all night
    Brain my numb, can't stop now
    For sure ain't no doubt
    Keep an open mind, let it all hang out

    It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
    How does that mess you baby up, leg
    Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
    Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out

    Let it all hang out
    Let it all hang out
    Let it all hang out

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