Complainers...

Jimbo 88
Ok I just read  thru a thread upstairs where people where complaining about complainers who where complaining about them complaining that there are too many complaints not taken seriously.
 
Did you get that?  I certainly did not.

Jimbo 88
Ok I just read  thru a thread upstairs 
 

UbiquitousBubba
I would have read your complaint had it been correctly submitted on the proper form in its entirety, witnessed and notarized prior to the submission deadline. Since I did not read the complaint, I cannot know whether or not it was filed correctly. As a result, I must now complain that the lack of certainty regarding the filing status of your complaint has forced me to either disregard your complaint as invalid or risk a possible quantum entanglement event. Since I was not notified in advance regarding the possibility of such an event, I may or may not have worn the appropriate protective gear today. Your lack of foresight in the scheduling of your complaint has, therefore, potentially impacted me. For this reason, I must now take precious minutes out of my day to file a complaint of my own. Unfortunately, there is a risk, however slight, that your complaint was properly executed and that my complaint may be specious. While I appreciate the opportunity to use the word, "specious," in a sentence, I must complain about the circumstances. Those circumstances are, of course, based upon the fact that I am hungry. When I typed "specious", I, naturally, immediately thought of becan double cheeseburgers. Since I do not possess at this time a becan double cheeseburger, I must complain loudly and vociferously. On the positive side, I did just use the word, "vociferously," so that's good.
 
I will have to postpone the remainder of this complaint until after lunch. At that time, I expect to complain about the fact that your inconvenient timing forced me to interrupt my complaint.  

UbiquitousBubba
I would have read your complaint had it been correctly submitted on the proper form in its entirety, witnessed and notarized prior to the submission deadline. Since I did not read the complaint, I cannot know whether or not it was filed correctly. As a result, I must now complain that the lack of certainty regarding the filing status of your complaint has forced me to either disregard your complaint as invalid or risk a possible quantum entanglement event. Since I was not notified in advance regarding the possibility of such an event, I may or may not have worn the appropriate protective gear today. Your lack of foresight in the scheduling of your complaint has, therefore, potentially impacted me. For this reason, I must now take precious minutes out of my day to file a complaint of my own. Unfortunately, there is a risk, however slight, that your complaint was properly executed and that my complaint may be specious. While I appreciate the opportunity to use the word, "specious," in a sentence, I must complain about the circumstances. Those circumstances are, of course, based upon the fact that I am hungry. When I typed "specious", I, naturally, immediately thought of becan double cheeseburgers. Since I do not possess at this time a becan double cheeseburger, I must complain loudly and vociferously. On the positive side, I did just use the word, "vociferously," so that's good.
 
I will have to postpone the remainder of this complaint until after lunch. At that time, I expect to complain about the fact that your inconvenient timing forced me to interrupt my complaint.  

bitflipper
Dammit, I came here for an argument, and all I got was ad hominem attacks!

Old55

Mesh
I'm just tired.

I was tired earlier.  Does that mean I'm re-tired now?  

bitflipper
Dammit, I came here for an argument, and all I got was ad hominem attacks!

Old55
Oh, oh, Craig.  Should we be worried about refering to the same Python sketch?