Concession Speech

craigb


QuSplitter.

UbiquitousBubba


[pushes through a crowd of reporters]

Beagle!  Beagle!  In case there's a "Willy-Event", will you reconsider?  Is it true that you're considering becoming Bapu's Chief of Becan?  Does this coup indicate a turning point in Forum Policy from Becanism towards Unfunnyism?

Beagle

bapu

craigb


QuSplitter.

The People's Front of Judea Roland???

Beagle


Thank you. Thank you, my friends. (Cheers, applause.) Thank you for coming here on this beautiful internet morning. (Cheers, applause.) My friends, we have -- we have come to the end of a long journey. The American Cakewalk forum people have spoken, and they have spoken clearly. A little while ago, I had the honor of calling Senator Barack Obama razzing bapu -- (boos) -- to congratulate him -- (boos) -- please -- to congratulate him on being elected the next president of the country high poster of the forum that we both love.
 
In a contest as long and difficult as this campaign has been, his success alone commands my respect for his ability and perseverance. But that he managed to do so by inspiring the hopes of so many millions of Americans thousands of forumites who had once wrongly believed that they had little at stake or little influence in the election of an American president had a real life - is something I deeply admire and commend him for achieving.
 
This is an historic election usurping, and I recognize the special significance it has for African-Americans "Special Ed" and for the special pride that must be theirs his today.  I've always believed that America Cakewalk offers opportunities to all who have the industry and will to seize it have nothing better to do than post buffoonery and inane and unfunny nonsense. Senator Obama Bapu believes that, too (duh!). But we both recognize that though we have come a long way from the old injustices that once stained our nation's Coffee House sub-forum reputation and denied some Americans terlets the full blessings of American Coffee House citizenship, the memory of them still had the power to wound.
 
Senator Obama Bapu and I have had and argued our differences, and he has prevailed. No doubt many of those differences remain. These are difficult times for our country forum, and I pledge to him tonight to do all in my power to help him lead us through the many challenges we face.
 
I urge all Americans Coffee House denizens -- (applause) -- I urge all Americans Coffee House denizens who supported me to join me in not just congratulating him, but offering our next president post count leader our good will and earnest effort to find ways to come together, to find the necessary compromises, to bridge our differences, and help restore our prosperity, defend our security in a dangerous world, and leave our children and grandchildren a stronger, better country than we inherited and keep him from my BECAN.
 
Whatever our differences, we are fellow Americans Coffee House denizens - And please believe me when I say no association has ever meant more to me than that. (Cheers, applause.)
It is natural -- it's natural tonight to feel some disappointment, but tomorrow we must move beyond it and work together to get our country bowels Coffee House Posting moving again. We fought -- we fought as hard as we could.
 
And though we fell short, the failure is mine, not yours.  Thank you.  (great big huge applause - roaring applause!  yay!!!)

bapu

UbiquitousBubba


Sire, your subjects insist, nay, demand that you produce a copy of your birth certificate at once! 

They also wanted you to know that they may have used the Royal PayPal account to order pizza.

Don't look at Beagle when you address me. 


Guards!!!!! See if any pizza is left. Noooooo!!!!! The Becan Pizza. Pfft.  (bapu thinks to himself; was it really worth it?)

Beagle
Too late now, iddnit? 

bapu

Beagle
Too late now, iddnit? 

I could go on vacation.

bapu


And just what's the benefit of THIS JOB?

Man, I gotta hound dog.

bapu

Beagle

bapu


And just what's the benefit of THIS JOB?

Man, I gotta hound dog.

you're asking this now? 

Mebee this whole thing was not fully thought through.


I'm gonna have to blame my advisers.


BTW, who were my advisers?