Congrats USA

They only have 2 halves?
 
What kind of sport is that?

 
Too many left over hotdogs?
 
That makes sense.

You say that but...
 
I once was asked to work in a hot dog cart that was set up in the middle of the Stevensville Montana summer festival.
 
The highlight of the event was bare knuckle boxing in a ring set up in the intersection of Main and 4th street.
 
I said yes but countered with the demand that I also got to serve my world famous "Carrot Dog".
 
The word got out and all the cowboys said they had to try the Carrot Dog.
 
We ended up with left over hotdogs and there wasn't a carrot left on Highway 93 for 60 miles in either direction. We kept sending out for more carrots until we had to give up.
 
True story.
 
It's all in the sales pitch I tell ya.
 
 

Is bare knuckle boxing really a sport?
 
I thought that was called a riot.
 
I yam cornfused.

As if slinging carrot dogs at a bare knuckle boxing event ISN'T SURREAL?

I didn't think Mexico had a chance after they fired their headcoach.  Now to see where the US finishes in the group, number 1?  Number 2?