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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/08/30 17:46:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/08/30 19:32:57
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I went to buy a 9mm today. I need it cuz I have a concealed weapon permit and live in a dangerous neighborhood. At check out the cashier said "Strip down facing me". I said "this is going overboard down't you think?" I did as she said.  After the shrieking and laughing stopped she said" I was referring to your debit card!"
 
 
 
 




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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/08/31 02:37:14 (permalink)


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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/08/31 02:50:57 (permalink)
Nice Kitty.

 
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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/09/01 15:24:45 (permalink)
What if a gun was pointed at your head and you were told to make a phone call. If someone answers you're dead. If no one answers you live. Who do you call?
 

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Re: Thought 2016/09/01 15:28:05 (permalink)
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I considered being like the guy whom quit smoking, then drinking, partying, then eating his favorite foods all to be as healthy as the Doctors wanted. That is up until the day he killed himself




There is an old French film ... "La Grande Bouffe" ... that defies a lot of social conventions ... and leave it to the French to not give a darn, and just do it. It came out sometime in the 70's ... and it was ... way out there and ... very very ... yeah ... that, too!

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Re: Thought 2016/09/01 15:49:10 (permalink)
I'd call my X wife! She has caller ID 

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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/01 15:53:28 (permalink)
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Didn't they forget the money signs on each side of the LSU letters?
 


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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/01 16:47:10 (permalink)
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Didn't they forget the money signs on each side of the LSU letters?
 





I don't know. I didn't pay for the tickets. They were a gift for current events here in Louisiana. I couldn't EVER come up with that kind of money. My son and I are going to the game  I have 2 tickets on the 50 yard line !!!
If I was any closer I would be ON THE TEAM! .....well water boy 
 
 

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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/01 17:08:37 (permalink)
Bill,
 
Things appear pretty rough in LA these days and now I hear  that the gulf coast just south of you is getting a hurry caine.  What did you guys do to make the gods so angry at you?  Here's a song I wrote for people in dire straits:
 
https://soundcloud.com/da...etterday-draft-w-vocal
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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/01 17:53:42 (permalink)
Wow! Thanks David! Beautiful

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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/01 18:11:34 (permalink)
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Bill,
 
Things appear pretty rough in LA these days and now I hear  that the gulf coast just south of you is getting a hurry caine.  What did you guys do to make the gods so angry at you?  Here's a song I wrote for people in dire straits:
 
https://soundcloud.com/da...etterday-draft-w-vocal




Very cool tune!  That fantastic vocal deserves to be a little more in front during the build up.  She is an awesome vocalist, IMO

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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/09/01 23:46:00 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/09/02 09:26:33
Congress has perfected the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies

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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/01 23:54:06 (permalink)
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68




Ah Yes , I know what a 68 is ...
 
That's when the captain goes down on the ship , and when he's done the ship say's to the captain "I owe you one " ..
 
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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/02 11:54:06 (permalink)
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/02 11:58:02 (permalink)
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?




Nothin like stating the obvious!!

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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/09/02 12:03:08 (permalink)
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What if a gun was pointed at your head and you were told to make a phone call. If someone answers you're dead. If no one answers you live. Who do you call?
 




Myself.

 
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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/02 12:03:43 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby bayoubill 2016/09/02 13:35:28
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?




Someone's been listening to old George Carlin!

 
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Re: Thought of the Day 2016/09/02 13:15:46 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/09/02 13:45:46
George Carlin For President!

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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/09/03 13:19:49 (permalink)
 
 
LSU - 68 
 
 
Wisconsin - 0

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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/09/03 14:51:04 (permalink)
Sausage beer sausage tater salad baked beans beer!
 
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Re: Thought of the Day (I can only do one at a time) 2016/09/03 17:08:16 (permalink)
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LSU - 68 
 
 
Wisconsin - 0


what kinda dope ewe smoking there?
its 6 to 0 Badgers right now
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