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2014/01/17 18:50:02 (permalink)

Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player!

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/17 22:24:41 (permalink)
And I thought it was hard enough just chewing bubble gum and walking at the same time.
 
 

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/17 22:30:27 (permalink)
Gives the term "a bit flat" a whole new meaning.

 
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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/17 22:50:40 (permalink)
You do have something bigger than a Big Wheel, don't you?  

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/17 23:09:53 (permalink)
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You do have something bigger than a Big Wheel, don't you?  




I plan to claim I need to put my amp on back of my ride(it's a 3 wheeler as you know) so I don't have put out any money other than for the uniform 

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/18 16:06:36 (permalink)
how where we supposed to know you had a 3 wheeler,
last we heard it was a broken down van
 
so how do you get the amp, guitar, bag, etc on the bike?
 

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/18 18:21:08 (permalink)
Do they give you training wheels?  

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/18 21:02:14 (permalink)
This may not work cuz the front wheel keeps popping off the ground with the amp on back 
which means I may have to go back the the saxy singer that can't sing!  besides most of these guys tried to tell me they're not alcoholics they just collect empty bottles. The leader of this band claims he needs money from me cuz his wife has a few days to live. I think he'd keep the money himself and NOT pay the ransom! Speaking of, last night I stayed up to play cards with these guys. They use tarot cards, i got a full house and six people died. Oh sure, I could just go work at the fire hydrant place down the road but you couldn't park anywhere near the place! Which brings me back to not playing in a band at the moment.  I Am not discouraged though cuz like an  escalator I will never break, I'll just become stairs.

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/18 22:51:19 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby bayoubill 2014/01/18 23:51:44
You'd also need one hell of a long extension power cord (although an Am5 might be just the right power chord).

 
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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 08:27:50 (permalink)
Now I think we can see why the Dutch Army isn't famous for it's battle exploits.

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 09:04:22 (permalink)
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Now I think we can see why the Dutch Army isn't famous for it's battle exploits.


But their APPLE PIE is the bomb

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 13:01:30 (permalink)
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Now I think we can see why the Dutch Army isn't famous for it's battle exploits.





not to mention shooting a gun from a bicycle! 

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 15:42:37 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2014/01/21 18:15:49
Bill, don't ever let them say you can't do it........You can!!!
 
 
 


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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 18:17:29 (permalink)
Mesh - problem solved!!!
 
That's my amp too! AND I have a gig bag for the Strat!

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 18:34:35 (permalink)
Is it powered by your pedaling?

 
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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 18:58:39 (permalink)
Have you considered that they might need tubes, tires, pumps and Gatorade more than a guitar player? 

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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/21 19:55:35 (permalink)
Have you considered that they might need scantilly clad groupies and booze more than a guitar player?

 
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Re: Convincing This Band They Need A Guitar Player! 2014/01/22 09:01:17 (permalink)
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Have you considered that they might need tubes, tires, pumps and Gatorade more than a guitar player? 


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Have you considered that they might need scantilly clad groupies and booze more than a guitar player?



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