Craig Anderton replied to one of my posts yesterday

Pffft. That's nothing.
 
Bapu replies to mine all the time.

This Craig Anderton?

LongJohnBaldy
 
Craig, if you're reading this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MLiHp2LH48
 

Excellent decision to post this here!  If you want to be sure that Craig reads your posts and replies ... definitely continue to post in the Coffee House.  Actually, I think there is one other place within the Coffee House where you can post that will surely increase your chances of a Craig reply.

jamesg1213
Craig replies to each and every post in the Coffee House. Whether or not he reads them first, is another matter.

All of us Craigs are like that. 

Welcome to the Coffee House.
 
craigb will be your guide...
 
 
 
serious though... welcome. Pay no mind to those other guys. They're dumbasses. Quote some Monty Python and they'll take you as one of their own.
 
hth

drewfx1
Groupie.

I resemble that remark.
 
and I accidentally "Helpful'd" you when I was attempting to quote you... so I guess you deserved it karmically.
 
Enjoy!!

LongJohnBaldy
 Who would you rather be stranded on a desert island with?
Bear Grills or Craig Anderton?
 

Just remember... someone, somewhere is already sick of her etc and so forthisms...
 
Again...
 
hth

Plus Craig Anderton probably wrote a manual about Cakewalk Pro Audio 5 and Dealing with Dangerous Women ages ago.
Lesson One: Going to an Island James Bond Has Been To.
 

LongJohnBaldy
Yeah I don't want some chick on the island getting in the way of me and Craig.

This... made me kersnortle.
 
NTTIAWWT

Well, for the "record" (whomever is keeping said records) "kersnortle" = "chuckling semi audibly through ones throat and/or nose".
 
No vomitateousness. However the imaginings that led to said "kersnortling" were very much in the abstract.
 
If the reality of such a pairing were to occur directly in front of my eyes I suppose there may be a certain level of *hurk*ing ("hurk" = dry heaving which may or may not involve small amounts of vomit presenting in the throat and/or mouth of the "hurker") but mostly due to the age of at least one of the participants (I have no reference for Mr Baldy's age or gender but based on the input provided and taking into account forum demographics I'm going to assume middle aged male... whereas I know Mr Anderton is a middle aged+ male).
 
tl;dr... old people doing it is kind of icky... no matter the participants.
 
Conclusion:
 
In light of the fact I seem to have gotten old myself I can only assume that any sex I may have from this point forward will be icky old person sex.
 
As always...
 
hth

*rotten vegetables pelting craigb noises*

BobF
If were stranded on an island somewhere, I'd want plenty of guitar picks
 

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Sofia Vergara. He played it cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks. Finally, one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical relationship, just so as to attend to each other's needs. Sofia said she was game and a very vigorous sexual relationship began. 

Everything was great for about 4 months. One day, the guy went to Sofia and said, 'I'm having this problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour.' Sofia said, 'Okay.' The guy said, 'Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?' Sofia looked at him a little funny, but said, 'Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil.' The guy then said, 'Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on you?' Sofia is getting a little worried, but says, 'Okay.' Then the guy said, 'Can you wear some of my clothing, I need for you to look more like a man.' Sofia is getting a little disappointed at this point, but says, 'Well I guess so.' Then the guy says to Sofia, 'Do you mind if I call you Fred?' Sofia, very dejected, says, 'I guess not.' 

So, the guy reaches out and grabs Sofia by the arms and says, 'Fred, you won't believe who I've been sleeping with these past four months!'

paulo
Pffft. That's nothing.
 
Bapu replies to mine all the time.

Hey paulo, whazzitup?

Me likey!