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Mooch4056
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2012/04/07 22:40:37 (permalink)

Dear McDonalds.....





Thank you for not serving hot dogs. I don't think I could order a super size McWeiner with a straight face. 

Sincerely, 

Mooch & Bapu 

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    bapu
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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/07 22:59:49 (permalink)
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    Dear McDonalds..... 
    Thank you for not serving hot dogs. I don't think I could order a super size McWeiner with a straight face. 

    Sincerely, 

    Mooch & Bapu 
    P.S. Especially since Mooch would make me place the order.


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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/07 23:11:08 (permalink)
    I don't even want to think about "special sauce" for that thing.  

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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/07 23:16:25 (permalink)

    How about a McBratwurst?

    MckilBossy?



    The chicken tenders could be called the McSchnitzel.






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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/07 23:25:36 (permalink)
    McHagis or McSpotted Dick?  

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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/08 00:04:59 (permalink)
    Mayo and Peanut Butter McOmelette?
    (With McAnchovies?)

     
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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/08 00:52:08 (permalink)
    too late!  
     
     




    In his 1977 autobiography CEO Ray Kroc prohibited the company from selling hot dogs, regardless of potential demand, as he regarded them as unhygienic; however, hot dogs were introduced in the late 1990s at some midwestern located stores (at the option of the franchise-holder) as a summer item. UK Stores sold Hot Dogs during the late nineties on the McChoice menu (later PoundSaver). Also, at least one American restaurant offered Oscar Mayer hot dogs at some time, and McDonald’s locations at Toronto Metro Zoo and SkyDome in Toronto offered hot dogs until 1999. In Tokyo locations hot dogs were available in 2001, and have been reintroduced for 2009, dubbed the “McHot Dog.” Despite many attempts to revive the McHotdog, it just never sticks.


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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/08 00:55:47 (permalink)
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    Despite many attempts to revive the McHotdog, it just never sticks.

    Well DUH...  That would be a McCornDog.

     
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    Re:Dear McDonalds..... 2012/04/08 01:17:20 (permalink)
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     I don't think I could order a super size McWeiner with a straight face. 


    So those "Add 3 inches" e-mails in my junk folder definitely aren't McDonald's publicity, right?

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