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2009/04/09 23:38:21 (permalink)

Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . .

crap beat out of him by a hooker.

I'm guessin' he deserved it.


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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 00:15:08 (permalink)
    I love the shamwow guy. He cracks me up.

    Got beat by a hooker eh? I wonder if perhaps there was no wow in his sham?

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 01:48:11 (permalink)
    Actually, I think the story was that she latched onto his toungue and wouldn't let go, so he freaked out and started smacking her around, then got arrested charged with battery... all class...

    I don't know... whenever I have a prostitute that's latched onto my toungue and won't let go, I'll just grab my calf like I have a really bad cramp and that's enough to distract 'em for a few seconds... No need for violence.
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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 02:01:46 (permalink)
    crap beat out of him by a hooker.


    Perhaps he paid the extra...

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 04:13:53 (permalink)
    I heard they couldn't get Vince Off 'er

     
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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 07:43:26 (permalink)
    Who is the "Shamwow" guy?


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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 08:38:57 (permalink)
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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 10:10:01 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: The Kiosk Project

    Who is the "Shamwow" guy?

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 12:22:32 (permalink)
    she latched onto his toungue and wouldn't let go


    "..we can't do this all day, y'know..."

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 13:08:20 (permalink)

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    she latched onto his toungue and wouldn't let go


    "..we can't do this all day, y'know..."


    Ha. I was thinking more along the lines of: "Mmmm mmm MMMMM mm mm mm MMMMM MMMM MMMMMM!!!!" ... loosely translated means "Please disengage from my tongue, you lady of ill-repute!!!" (cleaned up for the forum censors)
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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 13:23:43 (permalink)
    here's what the $1K prostitute looks like:
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html

    here's a story on the "incident" (with a mug shot of him after he was beat up by the prostitute):
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

    so, he's out $1000 (the police confiscated most of the money from her purse)
    he didn't get what he paid for
    and he got his tounge and face beat severly (which is his livelyhood being an "actor")

    I'm thinking he should learn something from this!

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 13:26:23 (permalink)
    Who is the "Shamwow" guy?


    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html


    edit: oops Beagle beat me to that one, I see - sorry for stepping on your doggy and all that.
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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 14:26:47 (permalink)
    "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons."

    Gee, do ya think?


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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 14:37:10 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Roflcopter
    Who is the "Shamwow" guy?


    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

    edit: oops Beagle beat me to that one, I see - sorry for stepping on your doggy and all that.



    no worries!

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 14:40:07 (permalink)
    Still can't figure why someone would bite your tongue of all things and won't let go - I mean if it's an argument, she'd not get close enough in the first place.

    I'm thinking they were both totally sauced, she had some sort of tongue piercing, and he simply got stuck with his somehow, and panicked.

    Either that, or there is some very vital info missing from this story.

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 14:54:15 (permalink)
    Either that, or there is some very vital info missing from this story.

    I'm sure we don't know the whole story. it doesn't add up, as you point out.

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 15:33:17 (permalink)
    Judging by the pics, she got smacked around too. If his tongue was bitten I would think that would be pretty easy to prove. If not, all that blood had to come from somewhere.

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 17:43:02 (permalink)
    So basically, if I got this right.......

    She offered her honour to Offer
    Offer honoured her offer
    and in no time at all
    Offer was on her and off her

    Now try explaining that to the cops..........

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 17:55:02 (permalink)
    I've got another theory.

    I think he actually got his tongue caught in one of these.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs


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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 18:11:24 (permalink)
    "You're gonna love my nuts'.

    Hilarious.

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/10 18:38:46 (permalink)
    He did say that, didn't he.


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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/11 00:27:48 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: CLEAN
    I've got another theory.

    I think he actually got his tongue caught in one of these.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs




    OMG... 1:36... no-look, nuthin but sink... too funny!
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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/11 01:03:06 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: keith


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    I've got another theory.

    I think he actually got his tongue caught in one of these.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs




    OMG... 1:36... no-look, nuthin but sink... too funny!

    How many takes you think that took?

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/11 01:06:12 (permalink)
    He acted like it was his first.

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/11 09:54:34 (permalink)

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    crap beat out of him by a hooker.

    I'm guessin' he deserved it.




    Maybe he tried to wipe her down first with a shamwow, and she took offense?

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/11 10:05:58 (permalink)
    I am pretty sure she was a just dissatisfied ShamWow customer. And latching on to his tongue was her way of getting even.

    She boought a shamwow a while back and it would not take out the damn'd spot.

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    RE: Did ya see the SHAMWOW guy got the . . . 2009/04/11 10:08:27 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: auto_da_fe

    I am pretty sure she was a just dissatisfied ShamWow customer. And latching on to his tongue was her way of getting even.

    She boought a shamwow a while back and it would not take out the damn'd spot.

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    Or, maybe, he could not find the spot...

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