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2015/09/17 16:13:20 (permalink)

Did you hear about the bass player...

...who was upset about his bad timing?

Threw himself behind a train.

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    TheStringMaster
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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/17 16:45:55 (permalink)
    Maybe he was just playing behind the beat.

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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/17 16:54:29 (permalink)
    We of course all know what the... erm... exotic dancer does with her... uhm... doody area before going to work...
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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 10:00:12 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    And the train kept on rolling all night long?

    Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 10:26:45 (permalink)
    Yeah....
    It's all about that BASS
     
     


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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 12:10:30 (permalink)
    What do you throw a drowning bass player? 
     
     
    His amp. 

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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 12:12:07 (permalink)
    Let's face it, bass guitars are the equivalent of large print books. 
     

     
    I'm joking of course. I love bass guitarists!
     
    But I couldn't eat a whole one. 
     

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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 12:16:19 (permalink)
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    Yeah....
    It's all about that BASS
     
     



    that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?

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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 12:24:44 (permalink)
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    Yeah....
    It's all about that BASS
     
     



    that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?


    Oh oh........you just took this bass thing to a lower level.

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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 15:42:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beagle 2015/09/18 17:04:04
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    Yeah....
    It's all about that BASS
     
     



    that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?


    No, he was her uncledad.

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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 16:02:42 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    Tell that Victoria idiot that Stanley, Roger and Bootsie don't need her plastic _______________ !!!!
     
    John Entwhistle -- Tell her she's not worth a nickel! And Roger looks bored! (the other one actually, but just as well!)
     
    John Paul Jones -- With 50 others, you're not cute/young enough to sit on this stage!
     
    Holger Czukay -- Can you play the trombone?
     
    John Glascock -- Let me try your castanets!
     
    Bapu -- You don't like to dance?
     
    There you have it ... the truth from the untruth department of unreality!
    post edited by Moshkito - 2015/09/18 16:26:03

    Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 16:10:24 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beagle 2015/09/18 17:04:26
    Beagle
     
     
    that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?




    Probably not, it says "sleeps with".
     
    In KY, they "sleep" with stranger, but they "make love" to their cousins and sisters.
    post edited by Rain - 2015/09/18 16:19:50

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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 16:19:34 (permalink)
    Rain
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    that was in Louisville, KY, so was the bass player also her cousin?




    Probably not, it says "sleeps with".
     
    In KY, they "sleep" with stranger, but they "make love" to their cousins and sisters.



    There you have it ... this thread is officially rated "F" ... right now ... we might actually make an effort to get to the letters that matter at the end of the alphabet!

    Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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    Re: Did you hear about the bass player... 2015/09/18 18:09:24 (permalink)
    One of the above posts is very confusing.

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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