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2012/05/07 10:09:31 (permalink)

Dinofarts

'experts' have estimated that Dinosaurs over the course of 150 years produced over 520 metric tons of methane which ultimately contributed to the heating of the planet and, ultimately, their demise.
 
I suggest we ban baked beans, cabbage and strummy with immediate effect - just as a precautionary measure
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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 10:14:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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'experts' have estimated that Dinosaurs over the course of 150 years produced over 520 metric tons of methane which ultimately contributed to the heating of the planet and, ultimately, their demise.
 
I suggest we ban baked beans, cabbage and strummy with immediate effect - just as a precautionary measure


I think the list of bans it a bit extreme.

A methane converter fitted to Strummy for 16 hours post Indian meal will suffice whilst providing a 'clean' energy source for the entire Midlands region.

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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 10:23:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
What would it be called?  A exvindaloovator?  A covindalooper?

 
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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 10:25:28 (permalink)
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What would it be called?  A exvindaloovator?  A covindalooper?


I believe this is already in use as a means to reproduce Indian music with FL Studio
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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 10:31:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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craigb


What would it be called?  A exvindaloovator?  A covindalooper?


I believe this is already in use as a means to reproduce Indian music with FL Studio


No that's called 'keeping your finger pressed on the space bar'.

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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 11:51:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
daryl1968


'experts' have estimated that Dinosaurs over the course of 150 years produced over 520 metric tons of methane which ultimately contributed to the heating of the planet and, ultimately, their demise.
       
I think their facts stink.

There. I said it.
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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 12:03:11 (permalink)
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daryl1968


'experts' have estimated that Dinosaurs over the course of 150 years produced over 520 metric tons of methane which ultimately contributed to the heating of the planet and, ultimately, their demise.
     
I think their facts stink.

There. I said it.


granted, these experts are full of hot air.
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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 16:31:11 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
A strummalytic converter =)

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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 18:48:05 (permalink)
The world was much different then. Dinofarts amounted to nothing. Just imagine several million tons of rotting Dinosaur excrement laying on the ground giving off methane while it decomposed with the remains of numerous dead dinosaurs killed in the hunt and feeding. Add to that tons of dead vegetation and you've almost got the picture. We didn't need an ozone layer then, the gas was more powerful. We had a methane layer. Fire wasn't needed for several centuries for obvious reasons. 

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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 21:46:05 (permalink)
With the senario you just painted, static could have wiped out the dinosaurs!  lol!

 
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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/07 22:55:12 (permalink)
Good thing the dinosaurs didn't eat vindaloo!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:Dinofarts 2012/05/08 17:11:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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I suggest we ban baked beans, cabbage and strummy with immediate effect - just as a precautionary measure


Harsh, but fair methaneinks

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