Divorce Lawyers

I Am trying to concentrated on drum tunings and how to properly use distortion on vocals. About side chaining and getting the most out of my beloved Sonar X-3d and the Cakewalk company which I worship! But that divorce lawyer keeps asking me to go out with her. She wants me to go to the woods to her cabin. That sounds suspicious to me. Besides how can I do any recording when I'm preoccupied with that prospect! It wouldn't be so bad but she's gorgeous. What do you guys do to keep romance out of your life so can devote entirely to Sonar X-3d?

 
Hey Bill, what's her name - Sue?
 
 
Chortle chortle - I see what I did there.
 
 

It's Barbara Steve. She's not make believe cuz I just got off the phone with her. She reminded me she has a Kobota tractor. Isn't that kinda weird? 

Stay home and take lots of cold showers. 

 
Go fer it Bill
 

Hang on, there, Bill. You didn't say anything before about the tractor.
 
Now, this is getting interesting.

A woman who owns a tractor, and a cabin in the woods.....?
 
The only way that gets better is if she not only has a tractor, but also owns a bass fishing boat with a trolling motor at a cabin in the woods on a lake.
 
I'm thinking, this could be either really really good, or dangerously bad. It all depends on the prenup.
 
Your call.

spacey

bayoubill
 What do you guys do to keep romance out of your life so can devote entirely to Sonar X-3d?

 
Marry her.

I would also go one step beyond and get her involved in the Sonar X3 projects. The last thing you want is for her to get jealous of your HD.

In that case, before it goes too far........divorce this lawyer before she takes you for everything you have....including your beloved Sonar X-3d and Cakewalk products. If she truly loves you, she shouldn't be saying "huh" and grunting at your soft synths. She should be embracing them while inspiring you to........to........higher musical grounds.
 
You have to see what both are bringing to the table: you're bringing your musical prowess to her and she's bring her beauty and tractor to you. I see that you're willing to practice on the tractor, but she doen't seem to want to do anything with your soft synths.  Com'on now......there's got to be a little give and take here no?
 
I only see her take.....take.......take......
 
Go to your beloved (faithful) Sonar X-3d.
 
 

she hasn't asked about your hard drive
 
NO SHE HASN"T! What was I thinking? How could I let myself be pulled for one second from my SonarX-3d and beloved Cakewalk products? Once again I have been brought back to what's really important by my family here in the CH! Thank you for your support!!!

I say wine her, dine her, and recline her.......but don't ever sign with her.

bayoubill
... What do you guys do to keep romance out of your life so can devote entirely to Sonar X-3d?

I'm thinking that you need to go see a therapist!
 
When things like that happen, that's when the song ideas arrive, and the lyrics are right there, ripe and ready for the taking and enjoying!
 
Keep romance out? It's like taking more pills when you are 65 or 70! 

There's a couple of things you might want to check out, Bill.

1. Does she ever refer to you by number?
2. Are there any shallow unmarked graves just outside of this cabin?
3. Is the Silence of the Lambs her favorite movie?
4. Does she refer to stopping by Cannibals Anonymous as "Going to a meeting?"
5. Does she ever serve fava beans?
6. Is she particularly fond of children, especially with steak sauce?
7. Has she asked you to try out a coffin, just for fun?
8. Does she know anyone who has a van who might be willing to drive to a cemetery?
9. Has she inquired about borrowing your van to "pick up some dinner?"
10. Does her doorbell ring, even when there's nobody there?

Is 8 out of 10 bad?

• Does she ever refer to you by number?
• Are there any shallow unmarked graves just outside of this cabin?
• Does she ever serve fava beans?
• Has she asked you to try out a coffin, just for fun?
• Does she know anyone who has a van who might be willing to drive to a cemetery?
• Has she inquired about borrowing your van to "pick up some dinner?"
• Does her doorbell ring, even when there's nobody there?
• Is her name Babara Steve?