Do You have Twitter?

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2013/07/20 20:10:37 (permalink)

Do You have Twitter?

I don't use Twitter much but now and then I take a look. I have NO idea why I have followers but obviously some people have absoutely NO life, lol.
 
Anyway, Larry Elder, a black talk show host has a Twitter acct and this AM he started doing some knock-off Jeff Foxworthy jokes but LArry's jokes were "You might be a racist if..." jokes. Larry is a black man so he can do this, some of them were really funny... you know the stuff we are not supossed to laugh at anymore... well, I got a belly laugh out of some of them.. especially the one about ...well, something about meeting a woman of a certain ethnicity in a bar. It is a shame I cannot just tell it here but I know better.. I am a white male and it is not allowed.
It is refreshing to hear some politically incorrect humor...
 
So if you have Twitter follow Larry Elder for a few laughs.
 
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    craigb
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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/20 20:29:31 (permalink)
    Larry is a very intelligent guy, well spoken guy who is, unfortunately, hated by those with racial agendas (like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton).
     
    (Just thought I'd get a post in before the thread gets locked - lol!  )

     
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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/20 20:30:52 (permalink)
    BTW - For full disclosure, when someone thinks they are a different race than I am, I always respond with "Wow, really?  I'm from the Human Race, what are you?"

     
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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/20 20:50:20 (permalink)
    Good answer Craig, I feel the same way.
     
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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 08:22:59 (permalink)
    I can't use that line.  I've got a court order that says so.
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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 09:01:58 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    What's twitter?
     
    When you diddle in the back room?

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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 09:58:25 (permalink)
    I just don't give a tweet.

     
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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 13:51:39 (permalink)
    i have twitch, but not a twitter.

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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 14:25:59 (permalink)
    craigb
    BTW - For full disclosure, when someone thinks they are a different race than I am, I always respond with "Wow, really?  I'm from the Wookiee Race, what are you?"


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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 14:51:30 (permalink)
    Nope don't have Twitter but if it is like old MySpace which I do not have either anymore, then it is perhaps just for their own advertisement of sorts.
    ??
    Yep!
     

     
     
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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 15:04:09 (permalink)
    I don't Facebook nor do I twitter.................I just don't like to litter.  

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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 16:29:15 (permalink)
    I was going to get twitter so I could follow myself so that I would know what I was doing.

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    Re: Do You have Twitter? 2013/07/22 19:03:14 (permalink)
    Makes sense to me.

     
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