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UbiquitousBubba
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October 03, 11 1:16 PM (permalink)

Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings!

Please.  Think of the children mammals large carnivores iMooch.
 
I keep mine in a Tupperware container labled, "Biohazard". 
 
 
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Re:Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings! October 03, 11 1:19 PM (permalink) ☄ Helpful
UbiquitousBubba


Please.  Think of the children mammals large carnivores iMooch.
 
I keep mine in a Tupperware container labled, "Biohazard". 
 
 

A microwave compatible Tupperware container I hope.
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Re:Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings! October 03, 11 1:26 PM (permalink)
Definately.  We don't want a repeat of that "Flaming BayouBill Shavings with Cheese" incident. 

Well, not many more repeats, anyway. 

*(This post may contain an honourable mention.  And nuts.  It may also contain nuts.  Sorry.)
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Re:Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings! October 04, 11 5:07 AM (permalink)

I tried making them finer in a coffee grinder but blew up the village in the process.



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Re:Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings! October 04, 11 9:10 AM (permalink)
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I tried making them finer in a coffee grinder but blew up the village in the process.

I hate when that happens.
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Re:Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings! October 04, 11 9:33 AM (permalink)
I wonder if Bubba actually made a typo (for the 1st time) and meant to say Becan Shavings instead?

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Re:Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings! October 04, 11 10:45 AM (permalink)
Not the 1st time.  Bubba edits himself frequently.  He's been told not to do that in public.

One should not shave their becan.  Doing so runs the risk that the smaller pieces may fall off the plate where they may land on one's clothing.  Once one walks away, blissfully ignorant of the miniscule, microscopic becan shavings they carry on their person, their doom awaits.  This is one of the reasons why animals attack.  One of the other reasons, of course, is putting them in Halloween costumes and posting their pictures on Facebook.

The other reason becan shaving is not practiced in enlightened societies is the fact that once the becan is in hand, one's instinctual Becan Reflex kicks in, prompting one to eat it quickly, while keeping watch for those who would seek to purloin it.  There's no shame in this.  It's our nature.

I also don't like getting all those cuts on my tongue from licking the razor.
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Re:Do your Part to Save the Bapu Shavings! October 04, 11 10:59 AM (permalink)
bapu


Jonbouy


I tried making them finer in a coffee grinder but blew up the village in the process.

I hate when that happens.


The villagers are not too keen on it either.

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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