Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what?

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October 03, 11 2:55 PM (permalink)

Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what?

No offense to real kangaroos intended...
 
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    Beagle
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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 4:38 PM (permalink)
    bubba will likely be offended.  on Tuesdays he puts on a black bathrobe and slippers, picks up a banana and a mortar board (no tassle) and sneaks out of the house in order to hold "Kangaroo Court" in his back yard for the kangaroos who congregate there. 

    Oh, wait.


    this isn't Tuesday is it?



    nevermind.

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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 4:45 PM (permalink)
    On Mondays, Bubba holds basketball court.
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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 4:50 PM (permalink)
     
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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 4:53 PM (permalink)
    THE CAPTAIN???



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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 4:58 PM (permalink)
    Even some of these Kangaroo Court Judges have been noted to occasion the X1 forum.....just ask JB, he was forced to tax his own patience.

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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 5:31 PM (permalink)
    Last week's kangaroo court ended badly.  I had a boxing kangaroo who had been charged with returning items to Walmart before they had been purchased.  He was a little fuzzy on the concepts involved.  Just as I was about to render my verdict, a fight broke out.  The defendent's gang, the Green Jeans Gangstas, rushed the baliff.  Somebody kicked me hard enough to create a few new dimensions in the fabric of reality.  I saw a Bunny Rabbit hand puppet take out a couple of the roos before everything went dark.  Sure enough, I'd been stuffed in somebody's pouch.  It's rather embarassing.
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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 5:33 PM (permalink)
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    Last week's kangaroo court ended badly.  I had a boxing kangaroo who had been charged with returning items to Walmart before they had been purchased.  He was a little fuzzy on the concepts involved.  Just as I was about to render my verdict, a fight broke out.  The defendent's gang, the Green Jeans Gangstas, rushed the baliff.  Somebody kicked me hard enough to create a few new dimensions in the fabric of reality.  I saw a Bunny Rabbit hand puppet take out a couple of the roos before everything went dark.  Sure enough, I'd been stuffed in somebody's pouch.  It's rather embarassing.

    Sounds like you might want to take this and next week off.


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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 5:40 PM (permalink)
    Mike plays a didgeridoo, right?  That's close enough.

    Posts aren't quite as musical, unless you land on one when hopping off the back of a pick-up.  If that happens, they have a remarkable tone.  They make seat-less bikes seem like a bed of feathers in zero gravity by comparison.
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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 10:22 PM (permalink)
    If you don't want to run too much, do they have kangaroo half-courts?

     
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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 03, 11 10:42 PM (permalink)
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    Mike plays a didgeridoo, right?  That's close enough.

    Posts aren't quite as musical, unless you land on one when hopping off the back of a pick-up.  If that happens, they have a remarkable tone.  They make seat-less bikes seem like a bed of feathers in zero gravity by comparison.

    No doubt a much more organic, woody sound than that produced by I-beams and steel posts. I've found that the tonal qualities are only fully appreciated after waking up.


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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 04, 11 9:59 AM (permalink)
    You get a much more piercing tone with steel posts than with the wooden variety.  That sound can cut through almost any mix.
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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 04, 11 10:13 AM (permalink)
    Somehow, I don't like the tone of this......especially if you have access to a spectrum analyzer, the piercing frequencies can be differentiated from the organic woody ones. (just use your fears ears). 

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    Re:Does Italy have kangaroo courts or what? October 04, 11 10:51 AM (permalink)
    By the way, landing on a kangaroo produces an entirely different sound.

    Rather than go to all the trouble to attempt to recreate the sound and capture it with proper mic placement, it may be easier to use a Roo plug-in. 

    (This is not a paid product endorsement for iRoo.  The check bounced.)
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