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Re: Don't have sex with robots 2015/09/17 00:04:03 (permalink)
Of course it's long been established that the only robot you'll ever need is one that beats you at rock, paper, scissors with a 100% success rate. All other robots are pointless. 
 

 
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Re: Don't have sex with robots 2015/09/17 10:36:19 (permalink)
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I may get back to you on this topic ..I have a few juicy watermelon stories of my own …
 



LOL I can quickly see this thread getting out of hand as everyone chimes in with their fruit-plooking stories....
 
...or not 




@sharke ,
 
What the heck are you worried about at this point ? You didn't do it ….I did ….
 
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Re: Don't have sex with robots 2015/09/17 10:46:11 (permalink)
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I am pretty sure that if a sex doll had true artificial intelligence it would reject me. 



A new Randy Racquel?
 
I'll have to send this article to Neil Innes, now!

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Re: Don't have sex with robots 2015/09/17 11:14:03 (permalink)
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@sharke ,
 
What the heck are you worried about at this point ? You didn't do it ….I did ….
 
Kenny



And I regret it! That melon-boinking window only stays open for so long. 
 
Er...perhaps that was an unfortunate choice of words. 

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Re: Don't have sex with robots 2015/09/17 11:19:44 (permalink)
I don't know , it just might take a lot of pumping and wild gymnastics to keep a robot happy and satisfied ..
A person might have to be able to out Gyrate Elvis to even register on the robots circuits and make a dent …
Just take a look at that robot that's doing rock paper scissors in sharke's video …
that thing can probably go 24 7 until it runs out of oil…
I suspect that human kind may be in for a rude awakening when the robot starts feeling shortchanged because all it may be getting for nookie is a slew of 5 minute quikies ……
Who knows, maybe The Robots may decide to revolt and turn humans into their little slave
 
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Re: Don't have sex with robots 2015/09/17 11:41:43 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2015/09/17 13:56:56
Just think of the rejection issue, if 2 robots decided that they would prefer to be together, instead.  

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