Doomsday update....

This man (in N.Y.) spent $140,000 on advertising May 21st 2011 as the end of the world. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14/new-york-man-spends-life-savings-ahead-21-doomsday/
 
They need to make up their mind as to when this is going to happen as I've got some shopping that still needs to be done!!!
  
 
 

I just received an email from God (ok, actually it was an auto-reply from his IT department) that read "Don't believe everything you read or much of anything you hear."

UbiquitousBubba


In other news, Bubba just spent his life savings on becan.  When asked to comment, he swallowed a load of seared pig flesh and said, "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

That's a lot of Becan!!
 
I wonder what I should spend my life savings on....all $47.87?
 
 

 
Oh bugger....
 
 
Can I have me birthday prezzies ten days early pleeze
 
 
 

Speaking of that man who spent $140,000......didn't Bapu just return from NY? 

If no one from Europe answers your question, you might want to head to the nearest airport.  I'm just saying...

Spent it on advertising!!!  He could have bought a lot of becan and some beer for that kind of money. 

Did he check the Mayan calendar?  He may need to hang around for a few more months. 

Tap


what if you flew around the international date line, could you escape Armageddon??

Possibly, but you still couldn't land ....

Until you ran out of fuel .....

Old55


Spent it on advertising!!!  He could have bought a lot of becan and some beer for that kind of money. 

Did he check the Mayan calendar?  He may need to hang around for a few more months. 

In the (unlikely?) event that this man's predictions are WRONG, I wonder what would go through his mind on May 22nd? $140,000 is a lot of becan to loose... 

Camping put up billboards all over the place too.... aside from the guy in NYC with the subway ads.... There's gonna be  alot of ticked off & disappointed people in his church come Sunday.... I kind of wonder.... did he prepare a sermon for Sunday morning?

My mom used to listen to Camping and read his books, until she moved. She sent me one with this prediction in it.... needless to say, she and I had a long talk about making predictions in light of what Jesus said about it..... No one knows the day or the hour.... and I simply asked if that included Camping?

I haven't heard that my mom sold her house or closed he bank accounts and started buying becan. So I guess we're good on that end.... except the becan would be really good.....

I hope someone interviews Camping  the next day to ask where he screwed up... maybe it wasn't God speaking to him after all?

I had a few family members that were part of another religious group that likes to wake people up on Saturday mornings..... and they were calling for the end...many, many times in the past, but most notably on September 5th 1975...supposedly 6000yrs from the date of Adam's creation.  Lots of people left that group shortly after that event didn't happen.... but did that stop them from calling the next date?..... nope.... they have kinda been quiet on the date thing recently simply saying... it's coming soon... be ready.   Hey I can agree with that.

Did anyone check to see if our Sonar licenses expire on or about the 21st--or is an update for X1 being release on the 22?  That might mean something. 

I thought maybe it already happened  and we're just the left overs.

Shoot. I just mailed in the DirecTV remittance.
There's $100 of becan I'll never eat.

My advice is to prepare for the normal calamities that befall your local region.  We should all be doing that stuff anyway.  There have been way too many earthquakes, fires and floods around the globe.  Use common sense and get plenty of rest so you can party like it's 1999 on the 22nd. 

I might even create a song called "After the World Ends" just for you.

That's very kind of you, but I'll never get to hear it..