SteveStrummerUK
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Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
The scene: On board a spaceship, the Doctor is being taken by Colonel Morgan Blue and his niece Journey Blue to see a damaged Dalek that they have captured. The Doctor spots an interesting piece of equipment en route...
The Doctor: Wow….. a molecular nano-scanner
Journey Blue: You know what it does then?
The Doctor: It miniaturises living matter. What’s the medical application though… do you use it to shrink the surgeons so they can climb inside the patients?
Colonel Morgan Blue: Exactly.
The Doctor: Fantastic idea for a movie….. terrible idea for a proctologist.
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Ham N Egz
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/30 16:52:15
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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bapu
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/30 17:35:52
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Not Moonie, that's for sure.
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bapu
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/30 17:37:11
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If you are a pro at ctology what are you before that?
Just a wanker?
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craigb
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/30 20:27:46
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Somebody has a truly crappy job.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Old55
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/30 23:09:20
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Fantastic Voyage does a colonoscopy?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Old55
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/30 23:15:19
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Oh, yeah. It was a good line.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 00:23:39
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craigb
Somebody has a truly crappy job.
it could be far worse , the poor fella might end up getting put to work at an Airport Security station doing butt checks for drug mules  Kenny
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 01:22:50
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Honestly , I think that miniutare doctors job would suck . why the hell would I want to spend all that time in Medical School just to end up working in the garbage disposal end of the medical field . if it was me , I would go out and get me a wet suit , a box of lobster bibs and go to work in the front office of The Woman's Recreational Center  I want to use my education for something useful and fun  Kenny
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paulo
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 08:19:33
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bapu
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 13:11:57
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bapu
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 13:16:58
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Dear Membership, We have been informed that the Guide on foreskin conditions has now been released to association membership for consultation. The document has been developed under the Royal college of surgeons England in partnership with: Mr Stephen Griffin and Mr Kim Hutton were involved in this work representing BAPU.
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bapu
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 13:17:34
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bapu
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 13:19:19
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paulo
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Re: Excellent one-liner from the new Doctor :-)
2014/08/31 14:08:37
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bapu
Dear Membership,
We have been informed that the Guide on foreskin conditions has now been released to association membership for consultation. The document has been developed under the Royal college of surgeons England in partnership with:
Mr Stephen Griffin and Mr Kim Hutton were involved in this work representing BAPU.
.....ably assisted by Mr Phil Mycock.
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