bapu
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FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
New to The Coffee House?
Here's a rundown on the "inside" humor (or humour if you're so inclined).
1. FSF refers to the longest fred (otherwise known as a thred) here in The Coffee House sub forum (and actually on this whole forum site)
2. It's BECAN not bacon. As in "raw fried becan" as a member here long ago called it.
3. Beagle is the holder of the BECAN (or so we let him think)
4. Daryk is daryl1968 (as SteveStrummerUK, aka Straummy or Strummy once had him known as in an email)
5. It's BECAN not bacon.
6. Arse is about the only acceptable 'curse' word we're allowed to use here, use it often
7. Jan (aka Old55) passed away in 2015. He perfected the use of post "Black Dog" to mean "I'm bored and I have nothing else to say"
8. It's BECAN not BACON!!!!!
9. I truly DO NOT CARE about my post count.
10. It's BECAN not BACON!!!!!
11. Bayoubill will most likely offer a weakly apology for almost anything (eve if he didn't really do it) and so I give him honourable mention here.
12. Mooch4056 is kind of a big deal around here.
More will (most likely) be revealed by other members here.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/11/28 20:31:02
13. Bapu might have an Alembic. (Not that I'm jealous or anything.  )
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/11/28 20:29:08
14. Yes, we miss Jan. 15. TOTP = "Top of the Page" and provides PayPal deposits into my account when I get them (at best, all you'll get is a "Best Answer" award). 16. Page 928 is the best summary of what the FSF is all about. See the proof by clicking here!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/11/28 20:29:15
17. Of the three five-letter-word anagrams of the word SPINE, the usage of only two variants will not get you banned.
18. PINES and SNIPE are acceptamable.
19. Bapu = Bapsi = Edwidge = ThatOrEd = Handsome fecker
20. CraigB has the most letters after his name..... ITIHRN
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/11/28 20:29:25
21. The only note that matters is the Am note. The Am note can be played in any key. Or not, as befits the song.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/11/28 20:31:12
22. Some 'singers' round these parts specialise in certain genres and styles of music. I am one of those. The styles and genres at which we excel are called Instrumentals.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☼ Best Answerby bapu 2016/11/28 20:30:07
23. Demanding of Bapsi that your post deserves the Best Answer accreditation always works for Strraummy...
The reason for this is because I'm sleeping with the thread starter not greedy and/or selfish about these things.
24. To the same extent that Bapsi careth not about post count, Straummy could not give a flying feck about Helpful thingies. He only goes for the big fish.
25. When something pisses Straummy off, everybody has to hear about it.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
2016/11/28 20:32:50
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26. Helpful in The Coffee House usually means "funny" or "true dat"
27. Best Answer is..... well..... PWF
28. PWF is Pant Wettingly Funny
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/11/29 01:41:52
I've tried but? What's FSF?
I've got a face palm ready.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/11/29 01:41:55
29. PWF also once referred to something else. But no longer (see #17 above)
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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I'm still none the wiser. Guess I need to take a course in CHS.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
2016/11/29 02:46:13
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Why wasn't I informed of this information?!
or R I was?
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/11/29 11:56:34
Cake = Bakers
The Muffin aka Bakery = new forum
Darryk likes monkeys and his uncle has a chicken farm
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
2016/11/29 10:31:36
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to further explain Number 11: Bill gets honorable mention here because he was DENIED as being one of the 'TOP MUSICIANS" of the forum as determined by Robby (aka Rockin' Robby, and others). Bill didn't even get an HONORABLE MENTION by Robby...therefore and to-wit, Bill always gets honorable mention by the CH....
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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753. Not all "In" jokes are funny.
You would think that, as a function of the law of averages, at least some of the Coffee House in jokes might be funny. Welcome to disappointment.
1148. Non-linear time amuses some of us more than others. Of course, some of us are easily amused, so that's not really saying anything.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
2016/11/29 10:39:30
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836. Non-linear time amuses some of us more than others and makes it easier to get TOTP (see 15)
753(a). UB was/is/will be funny.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
2016/11/29 11:47:00
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Pfft...you lot, with your in-jokes and nicknames and catchphrases...you're just a big clique.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/11/29 12:43:59
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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bapu
1. It's BECAN
Who's that? New butler?
Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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X+2. The SFS, not to be confused with FSF, stands for Stupid Forum Software. There is no stupid in FSF.
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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Drewfx1's comment may require further explanation.
The term, "Stupid," should not be applied to the FSF. Doing so would be a gross insult to the word, "Stupid."
Throughout the civilized portions of this galaxy, it is commonly accepted that the single celled organism infesting the digestive tracts of the Splurvian Worms of Glaknut 5 is the fullest embodiment of the term, "Stupid." This organism also goes by the name Marty Felburton.
To say that the FSF makes Marty look like Stephen Hawking is hideously insulting to Dr. Hawking. I mean, how could you? Most experts cite the FSF as the single greatest reason that Earth is avoided by all sentient life. The fact that humans refer to themselves as sentient, of course, is considered by the rest of the galaxy to be incredibly stupid. When asked for a comment, Marty only slammed against an intestinal wall and failed to divide.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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So Bubba how is your alien coffee mug doing? did it go back to the 5th Dimension? away in his beautiful balloon??
c whut eye did, dare?
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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censored ( to cut down on apologies)
post edited by bayoubill - 2016/11/29 16:07:08
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censored
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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This thread is helpful.
post edited by soens - 2016/11/29 23:28:25
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
2016/11/30 03:00:04
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It's getting clearer.
FSF has now been prefaced by "the". That helps me eliminate some of my guesses.
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Re: FSF for Dummies (a Coffee House Noob Guide)
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FYI,
We've received a stern letter from TADL (THE Anti-Defamation League) demanding that we immediately cease associating the prefix, "The", with the FSF. According to this document, the reputation and value of the article has been irreparably harmed by being being publicly displayed in proximity to this Fred. As a result, TADL also demands compensation for the pain and suffering caused by the association with this "abomination."
As a result of this letter, abominations gathered outside the Coffee House to protest any association with th...FSF. For security reasons, we are asking Coffee House patrons to take appropriate precautions. At the very least, hand someone else your sign before entering.
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