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2012/04/04 12:25:08 (permalink)

Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't

I would like bigger hands - I can reach an octave and a half on the cheeseboard but always felt inadequate.
You know what they say about men with big hands.........................................big gloves. 
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 12:42:07 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Its ears for me.

I'll never enjoy the benefits of free-flight with these ones.

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 12:42:26 (permalink)
I guess I'll say butt. I had one when I was younger. I think
I worked it off and now it's questionable if my belt will keep
my pants up and I'm not comfortable sitting long unless I'm
on my Softail. :)
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 12:53:43 (permalink)
Daryl, I didn't know you played chess......it goes well with a glass of red wine.

Remember....it's not the size of the hand, but how well you slap with it.....no no.....wait.....it's how well you write with it.......no....no.....that's not it either.....nevermind......ya...bigger gloves.

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 13:02:38 (permalink)
Ego.
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 13:24:36 (permalink)
'e does?
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:05:16 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
my bladder

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:19:00 (permalink)

I often wish that my Islets Of Langerhans were 20%~40% biggererer.


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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:26:40 (permalink)
A man name of Paul Langerhan
Said he had discovered in Pan-
Creas these small dots
Secretingest spots
I don't know wtf they am
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:27:08 (permalink)
MNorman


'e does?

Ja. Big-Big.
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:28:33 (permalink)
Good boy
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:36:10 (permalink)

Wibble...

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:56:07 (permalink)
Brain.

This one only has two working ganglions, and at least one of them might be a spy.
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:57:11 (permalink)
Nope.  Can't think of anything.

 
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 14:59:15 (permalink)
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Wibble...

I too would like a larger wibble
 
 
 
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 15:04:30 (permalink)
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SteveStrummerUK


Wibble...

I too would like a larger wibble
 
 
 
Si


Would that be a Wibb?

 
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 15:11:04 (permalink)
what wood b the plural of Wibble?

what wood ewe call a  herd of wibble??

IF I were to speak the word wibble in French, is wibble masculine or femine , thus La Wibble or Le Wibble?

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 15:41:40 (permalink)
I believe that a small wibble is a wiblet.
I believe that the plural of wibble is wibbli.
Sir Strummalot will concur
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 16:03:35 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Where's my helpful yellow banner thingy?

arse

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 16:06:34 (permalink)
Jonbouy


Where's my helpful yellow banner thingy?

arse

There you go, now you have 2
(it was the 'arse' that did it)
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 16:09:29 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
daryl1968


Jonbouy


Where's my helpful yellow banner thingy?

arse

There you go, now you have 2
(it was the 'arse' that did it)


Ya

I've always been blessed with being a big arse.

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 16:16:47 (permalink)
As long as it doesn't wobble....roight?

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/04 16:23:35 (permalink)

Walrusingly wibbleicious.

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/05 10:29:22 (permalink)
I so wish I could post this joke about my grandma telling me to marry a woman with small hands ....... but I cannot .... it is rather risque ... and not in the keeping with the quality of post that you have come to expect from me ... so mayhaps ill let it wibble..

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/05 12:59:49 (permalink)
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Ego.

Bodypart?
 
Hmmmm! I can't even picture that!

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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/05 13:23:19 (permalink)
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bapu


Ego.

Bodypart?
 
Hmmmm! I can't even picture that!

The ego has a way of getting in the way, no?


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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/05 15:08:07 (permalink)
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Moshkiae


bapu


Ego.

Bodypart?

Hmmmm! I can't even picture that!

The ego has a way of getting in the way, no?

 
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/05 15:14:31 (permalink)
Lego my ego!

 
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Re:Favourite bodyparts that should have been huge but weren't 2012/04/05 15:17:15 (permalink)
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Lego my ego!

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