cityrat
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tips on writing the blues
Too funny..... http://bigwillyrocks.com/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=29&Itemid=42 # Most blues begin, "Woke up this morning…." # "I got a good women" is a bad way to begin the blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good women, with the meanest face in town." # The blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes…sort of: "I got a good women with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good women with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher and she weigh 500 pounds." # The blues is not about choice: you stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch- ain’t no way out. # Blues cars: Chevy, Ford, Cadillac and broken-down trucks. Blues don’t travel in Volvo’s, BMW’s, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most blues transportation is a Greyhound Bus or southbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motor pools are not even in the running. Walkin’ plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin’ to die. # Teenagers can’t sing the blues. They ain’t fixin’ to die yet. Adults sing the blues. In blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis. # Blues can take place in New York City but not Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City are still the best places to have the blues. You cannot get the blues in any place that don’t get rain. # A man with male pattern baldness is not the blues however a women with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg because you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg ‘cause an alligator be chomping on it, is. # You can’t have the blues in an office or shopping mall because the lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
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Slugbaby
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/20 17:29:21
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I wonder if he has any helpful hints for white, middle-class, upwardly-mobile thirtysomething corporate bankers that want to do Gangsta Rap after work? I'm gettin' tired of the Senior Manager bein' all up in my **** all the time. Yo. ps. forgot to mention - thank, that blues lesson was great!
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/20 20:44:32
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Great post, rat. It helps explain why I can play the blues, but not write 'em: I live near LA, not enough rain. But I grew up halfway between Detroit and Chicago, which is right on the way to Kansas City, so.............
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/20 21:01:58
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I grew up in Canada, always thought my blues were not real and could have been fixed with medication. Now I know. JR
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/20 22:26:03
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I also don't think you can do the blues if you have a computer-based music studio. Cheers.
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holderofthehorns
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/21 00:36:01
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Nah, you can do the blues in a DAW studio. But, you gotta pay your dues if you wanna play the blues. And you know, it don't come easy. ---------------------- Seriously. Blues is about pain. Real pain. Wrecking you car is not pain. Blues is about crying into your music. Anything short of that is not blues. ----------------------- Edited for seriousness.
post edited by holderofthehorns - 2007/04/21 00:51:14
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Owen
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/21 08:43:43
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ORIGINAL: yep I also don't think you can do the blues if you have a computer-based music studio. Cheers. I had a new DAW, put a strain on my cash. Yeah I had a new DAW, put a strain on my cash. Now my babe has done left me, and my DAWs up and crashed.
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/21 14:55:40
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"# Most blues begin, 'Woke up this morning….'" I remember seeing some comedian on TV years ago whos sang part of a tune he called the Christmas Blues that went: Well I woke up this morning And my woman was dead Santa Clause came down the chimney and stepped on her head He didn't get any further than that, but I've wanted to hear the rest of that song ever since.
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Jyri T.
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/21 16:35:31
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This reminds me of the very bluest of the blues I woke up this morning and found myself dead My woman had left me after shooting me in the head ;(
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/25 13:42:41
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Funny old Martin Mull bit, back when he made goofy albums on vinyl, before he was an actor: I woke up this afternoon, I saw both cars were gone. Well I woke up this afternoon, I saw both cars were gone. I felt so low down deep inside I threw my drink across the lawn.
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Gareth
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/27 12:32:07
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Of course there's the Rich Boy's Blues; 'I woke up this afternoon', etc etc A few years back I was playing in a London blues band led by Wolfie Witcher. He did a 4 bar blues which went; 'I woke up this mornin', and then I went straight back to bed' Gareth
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/27 13:26:07
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When I was a boy I bought 'Funky Gibbon' by The Goodies ...the B-Side was 'Sick Man Blues' 'I woke up this morning Felt so sick I thought I was dead So I got up off the pillow And I threw up all over the bed' Haven't heard that in 30-odd years, but I always remembered those lines....
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/27 15:06:27
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ORIGINAL: holderofthehorns Nah, you can do the blues in a DAW studio. I just checked the official site, and sorry to say it reports: No matter how tragic your life, you cannot sing the blues if you own even one computer. This thread reminds me of an extremely funny scene in the otherwise mediocre film Ghost World where Steve Buschemi, a sad-sack collector of early blues and jazz records, is dragged out to a bar and told he's gonna love this band, "blues hammer," since he likes blues so much. "Blues Hammer" turns out to be a bunch of body-pierced, hair-bleached white guys in their 20's who play rock guitar riffs in one-four-five and wail about picking cotton in a metal voice. I totally burst out laughing at that one... Cheers.
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/04/27 15:46:16
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"You don't write the blues, son, the blues write you. Just write what you know, you know ?" -- Dusty ToneCarver and the Can't Really Sing blues band
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BreezyJamz
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RE: tips on writing the blues
2007/05/11 10:23:38
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I use to play in a southern rock group called Crossfire out of Orlando Florida and apparently this girl I had been talking to but had not had sex with had a round with a roadie who had been with a chick another member had been with who had been with another girl that another one of the band had been with and roundy round it went but missed me. I wrote this anyway. I was young so the song structure sucks. I woke up this mornin, it was pourin rain lawd I come to find out that I had this peculier pain I went to the bathroom, to check myself out what I seen it made me scream and shout say what's the news, I got the blues, and V.D. I told my girlfriend, I thought she would flip but man she was wonderin why she was startin to drip and now she's mad mad mad, she's as mad as she can be but she ain't half as mad as I was, cause she didn't get it from me When your out with a new girl, you better try hard to sneak into her pocketbook and find her health card she might not be ugly, she might not be fat you better check it anyway, I know where it's at say what's the news, I got the blues, and V.D. © 1980 Breezy Johnson
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