Would anyone care to help?

To prove/disprove cakewalk is actually reading this forum i'd like to try and get this thread locked/moved or deleted.

Would anyone care to help me? Any suggestions?

Clive

ORIGINAL: rcross

Isn't that rather pointless?

That's a good start. Keep them coming.

I'll do my part.

BEGIN CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!!

Project5 isn't receiving any attention right now because it is geared toward electronic musicians and 1. Cakewalk has no idea how to market towards electronic musicians, or doesn't think the electronic community that it hasn't even made an attempt to connect with is worth its time and 2. it's not the best at tracking my "sweet licks and riffs" hence it is useless to the Cakewalk community. Cakewalk wants P5 to fail to convince us to pick up guitar and play rock music and be good ole American boys for their good ole American company!

DAMN YOU!!!!!! CAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEWAAAALLLLKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Brandon Ryan is clearly a Cylon. I've watched a lot of Cakewalk videos, and have you noticed that Brandon's hair is different in many of them? Hmmm? I theorize that there are currently at least six Brandon Ryan models right now.

What else are you hiding from us Cakewalk!!!!

P.S. I'm bored, and the forum I usually hang out at is down right now.

P.P.S. I just started watching Battlestar Galactica a little bit ago. I got the Season 1 set. I'm only a couple episodes in. So, I don't know very much, but I know you guys are into it.

Caressing bent up to the jug again
With sheaths and pills
Invading all those stills
In a hovel of a bed
I will scream in vain
Oh please miss Lane
Leave me with some pain
Went walking through this city's neon lights
In fear of disguising my warping seathing
Pressure lines and graceless heirs
Intangible of price
Trying so hard to find what? What was right
I came upon your room it stuck into my head
We leapt into the bed degrading even lice
You took delight in taking down
All my shielded pride
Until exposed became my darker side
Puckering up and down some avenue of sin
Too cheap to ride they're worth a try
If only for the old times cold times
Don't go waving your pretentious love
He's soliciting on his tan brown brogues
Girating through some lonesome devils row
Pinpointing well meaning upper class prey
Of walking money checks posessing holes
He often sleekly offers his services
Exploitation of his finer years
Work with loosely woven fabrics
Of lonely office clerks
Any lay suffices his dollar green eye

Had some really good chili with plenty of Serrano peppers last night. What makes it great... if you make chili with ground turkey instead of beef, the lowered fat content will make the spiciness more intense.

There's my OT for the day.