For the baby boomers...

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to
accommodate aging baby boomers. *They include:*

*Bobby Darin ---*
*Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash*

*Herman's Hermits ---*
*Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker*

*Ringo Starr ---*
*I Get By With a Little Help From Depends*

*The Bee Gees ---*
*How Can You Mend a Broken Hip*

*Roberta Flack ---*
*The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face*

*Johnny Nash ---*
*I Can't See Clearly Now*

*Paul Simon ---*
*Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver*

*The Commodores ---*
"Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom*

*Marvin Gaye ---*
"Heard It Through the Grape Nuts*

*Procol Harem ---*
"A Whiter Shade of Hair*

*Leo Sayer ---*
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping*

*The Temptations ---*
"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone*

*Abba ---*
"Denture Queen*

*Tony Orlando ---*
"Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall*

*Helen Reddy ---*
*I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore*

*Leslie Gore ---*
*It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To*

*And Last but NOT least:*

*Willie Nelson ---*
*On the Commode Again*

*Led Zeppelin---*
*Stairlift to Heaven*

ORIGINAL: jamesg1213

*Led Zeppelin---*
*Stairlift to Heaven*

ha ha ha

They were all fantastic.


Zipps

How About...

*Rolling Stones ---*
*I Can't Get No Sanatogen*