bayoubill
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Note To Husband
To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the
small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too
much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when
it bumped into your car
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED
post edited by bayoubill - 2010/07/27 13:27:28
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Moshkiae
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 13:25:57
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Hi,
Goodness!
And a poem, too!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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bayoubill
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 13:31:23
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Women are Angels.
When someone breaks their wings,
they simply continue to fly on a broomstick...
They're flexible like that.
Did I mention women are Angels?
post edited by bayoubill - 2010/07/27 13:32:41
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bayoubill
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 13:35:50
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The part of the comment about the broomstick, of coarse, does not apply to Janet and Julibee! Just sayin.......
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bayoubill
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 13:37:12
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I think I'll shut up now..... 
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bayoubill
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 13:40:46
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Yesterday I went to the doctor
for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high ....
My cholesterol was high ........
I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems.
He said: Just think in colors. Fill your plate with bright colors. Try somegreens, oranges, reds, maybe something yellow, etc.
So I went right home and ate an entire bowl of (see picture) And sure enough, I felt better immediately.
post edited by bayoubill - 2010/07/27 13:46:58
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Moshkiae
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 13:47:30
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Hi,
Bayou ... you're dreaming again!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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foxwolfen
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 14:03:54
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Ouch, and that would be a Ferrari under the pickup. 
A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing, while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything. Composers Forum
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bapu
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 14:27:14
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Yeah Shad but look at that garage door. Useless now.
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Mooch4056
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 15:53:30
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Why would he cheat on his wife if he loved her? WHAT!?
From Now On Call Me Conquistador!
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Janet
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Re:Note To Husband
2010/07/27 16:47:07
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Well, so far I don't have anything that bad to report to my husband.
I still have 2 1/2 weeks of possibilities though. lol
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