Mooch4056
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 16:08:02
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Although I notice Mooch nearly let one out... I never nearly do anything -- I go all out..... let it rip loud and proud and take all credit for my deeds - good or bad 2nd, 3rd, or even 4th harmonics - - I hit them all...... I wonder ..... is this why after first dates I never see...... never mind - Epiphany moment here carry on
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 16:29:51
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You had a date with Epiphany, Mooch?
That was a startling realization for me.
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 17:25:08
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Geez, I always thought there was only one "worlds greatest authority". I guess I have to get out more. Oh and by the way, I tried some of that hash in beagle's picture one time. It tasted great but I just couldn't keep it lit......................
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 17:51:12
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OK Jonboy, i apologize. At no point was i trying to be condescending, i was imparting a little knowledge. It may come across in my tone, i have mentioned audio schools and how odious these places are. I am setting up a website and i want to do some tutorials for free that hopefully helps those that are a bit dubious about these places decide not to go to these places. That is unless you want to have academic qualifications, which i do. These things academic qualifications are great when you go to court for minor crap. the judge always looks upon you favorably. "Your a highly educated man"
So i apologize once more. I'm sorry if my tone is condescending but not everyone who comes on this forum knows about 2nd harmonics. Did the guy with 20$ mastering video know anything about it, i don't know my download limit is gone i will have a look at the end of the month.
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 19:48:42
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dr.hash
OK Jonboy, i apologize. At no point was i trying to be condescending, i was imparting a little knowledge. It may come across in my tone, i have mentioned audio schools and how odious these places are. I am setting up a website and i want to do some tutorials for free that hopefully helps those that are a bit dubious about these places decide not to go to these places. That is unless you want to have academic qualifications, which i do. These things academic qualifications are great when you go to court for minor crap. the judge always looks upon you favorably. "Your a highly educated man"
So i apologize once more. I'm sorry if my tone is condescending but not everyone who comes on this forum knows about 2nd harmonics. Did the guy with 20$ mastering video know anything about it, i don't know my download limit is gone i will have a look at the end of the month.
Peace and Love Ben B.C.T (Bachelor of Creative Technology)
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No worries Hash. No need to apologize either, for me I'd rather see you join the party here than be given the cold shoulder that's all. I respect peoples education it shows commitment, and I'm sure you have plenty of good stuff to offer the fertile pool of information that this place is. So how do you like your coffee? A bacon sandwich perhaps?... 
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 20:00:26
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Dr. Hash, since you didn't see the video here's the joke: the fellow is advertising mastering services by demonstrating that you can tell if a song is well-mastered because its waveform looks like a solid brick. Furthermore, the sample song sounds considerably worse after his "mastering".
He doesn't specifically mention second harmonics, but I think it's a reasonable assumption that they are not included in the twenty-dollar special.
 All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. My Stuff
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bapu
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 20:07:00
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But again Bit, the first (2nd harmonic?) is free.
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Mooch4056
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 21:40:20
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but I think it's a reasonable assumption that they are not included in the twenty-dollar special. the $20 special is all Bullshi***
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Mooch4056
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 21:44:56
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refers to the other guy in the band who thinks he can play the harmonica that second guy in the band who THINKS he can play harmonica is all bullsh**!
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dr.hash
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 22:24:21
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Ok thanks guys, yea i get why you are laughing at the video. We as an industry are never going to learn that louder does not equal better. A bit of dynamics in the final master is good. Sombody should tell the guy offering these services that. But then again you get what you pay for don't you. Peace and Love Ben B.C.T (Bachelor of Creative Technology) Sonar Forever, Pro Tools Never. http://www.myspace.com/audiomystics
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 22:39:56
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Ah the special online Mastering Scam ...well that`s what i call it anyway. Yeah lets just get a Loudness Maximizer and call it Mastering. What a joke. SLAP IT ON SLAP IT ON !!!!!!
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for the devil sends the beast with wrath.....
because he knows the time is short.....
let him who hath understanding.....
reckon the number of the beast.....
for it is a human number...
it`s number is.....
666 So if JESUS rose from the DEAD Does that mean he`s the ORIGINAL ZOMBIE?
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pdlstl
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 22:40:57
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bitflipper
looks like a solid brick.
Digital sausage...
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Mooch4056
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 23:02:31
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Digital sausage... Your gonna make bapu all hot and bothered with talk like that
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57Gregy
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 23:43:31
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Awhile back I was trying to convince a friend of mine to get Music Creator and record his music on the computer.
He's always been a hardware guy, and decided to get a BOSS digital recorder, because it has a mastering button.
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Mooch4056
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/08 23:50:22
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because it has a mastering button. that's all you need - it's next to the record button for convenience on most machines
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bapu
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 00:36:46
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mastering button I've always wanted to master fly fishing. Will that button work for that?
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bapu
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 00:38:06
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Mooch4056
Digital sausage...
Your gonna make bapu all hot and bothered with talk like that
Moochie, just you talking about it does the trick.
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Mooch4056
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 02:14:19
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bapu
Mooch4056
Digital sausage...
Your gonna make bapu all hot and bothered with talk like that
Moochie, just you talking about it does the trick.
FREAK!!
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 12:49:51
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decided to get a BOSS digital recorder, because it has a mastering button. Let's loudly demand that SONAR 9 have a mastering button, too. I AM JUST FED UP WITH SONAR AND I AM SWITCHING TO PROREAPLOGIC IF I DON'T GET A MASTERING BUTTON! AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM SERIOUS BECAUSE I AM USING ALL CAPS AND A LARGE COLORED FONT.
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bapu
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 13:16:42
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You can't be too serious since you barely used any !'s or ?'s.
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Jonbouy
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 13:53:30
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I AM SWITCHING TO PROREAPLOGIC I think I have a prescription for those.
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 13:59:51
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Jonbouy
I AM SWITCHING TO PROREAPLOGIC
I think I have a prescription for those.
I'm thinking they are designed to standardize your harvest procedures like the major farmers do. 
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 14:07:14
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pdlstl
Digital sausage...
I'll take $20 worth.
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 14:35:37
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bapu
mastering button
I've always wanted to master fly fishing.
Will that button work for that?
There's always the Greyhound bus depot for that, or the Gaviota Rest Stop!
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Re:Professional Mastering for $20 per Song - and the first song's FREE!
2010/08/09 22:23:07
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Gaviota Rest Stop! Hey! I've been there. A regular pit stop on our way from gigs in Buellton, Lompoc, Solvang.
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