If you could only eat the meat from one animal...

for the rest of your life. What would it be?
 
The ultimate animal, would be..........porky? Becan, Sausage, ham......pork chops...
 
Or the cow? Mmmmm, steak, burgers..........
 
 
 
 
 
 

A rare breed of animal called the; Tofu

Picture of the Tofu animal:


Tofu: A freaky looking breed of animal thought to be extinct.

The Tofu animal looks similar to a donkey but much smaller, they have a huge bot belly, feathery hoofs and tail, and they quack like a duck!

Tofu taste very bland (cardboard has more flavor), however... Tofu is very popular, it's very tender and rich in protein.

Cooking instructions:
Pan fried, best served with a gallon of fiery hot chili sauce.

[Source by: Wikidribbledoodoo.com]




WHOA!!! Forget the Tofu ~ bring on the Becan ;)


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Red Beans and Rice.

Hi,

Tough one ... but a good becan chop sounds really good right about now with a couple of eggs and fruit!

The only animal I know around these parts is my buddy Mooch Billy.

Seems I'll go hungry.