I shouldn't eat this, what should I do?

I always have a ready excuse ...ern... REASON....that's it..for my grease attacks...I need my protein...  

Beagle


wow.  a whole week, huh? 

you should get used to eating healthier as a "lifestyle change" Bobby - you don't want to make that heart get upset again!

I've been on a diet for the last 12 weeks.  I've had NO becan.  NO pizza.  NO cheeseburgers or french fries.  nada.  nothing but fresh fruits and veggies, chicken, fish and some beef (NO pork!)

stay healthy bobby - who else would we make fun of, harass, laugh at, be buddies with if you don't stick around? 

AH-HA, I see your offline, and your AVY is sleeping, so I can say what I would like without, Uh, Hmmm, Well, What was that I going to say? Nevermind.

I'm just kidding Beagle.

Your right, this healthy lifestyle stuff is hard to get used to.  But I guess it all boils down to making a choice as to what's better.

I keep thinking : 2-4 years w/bacon and going crazy, or 10-20 w/always wondering what it's like to just eat what you would like.

Dang, I choose, Ba............. Hmmmmm, Ba..............., Celery and a nice cholesterol free salad.

I feel so violated for eating this garbage!!!!

Bobby

Must eat, need food, grilled food and something on the grill, hopefully a steak, bad or not, and that freaking squirrel just took off with my nuts!!!!!! Freaking old lady did the same, she fed me nothing but salad!!! Bi..... Hmmmm uh "nevermind"........

I'm just kidding, but this is what it feels like sometimes to me. Dang it!!!

Being forced to eat healthy is like forcing someone to take on a new bad habit. Well it feels that way sometimes.

The key word here though is "IT FEELS", and I am thankful to those who care enough to tolerate my idiocy and watch over me at this point in time and care about my diet and well being.

Damn, I need to write a freaking soap opera, I'm getting good at this drama crap. Sorry, I'm cutting that out of my diet right now!!!

 

 

DeeS


There's a song in there somewhere. 

That's just not funny, we were trying to be serious about having fun!!!

HAHAHA!!

Just kidding. Here goes the song idea:


VERSE
_______

My 4 legged wife just took out a switch blade knife and split my celery in two,
She took away my carrot top and told me it's time to separate a thing or two,

BRIDGE
_______

Whoah is me, all I can do is eat the freaking celery,
Whoah is me, it's my time, send some pork rinds please!!!

CHORUS
___________

Whoah yeah! I don't care if I die, send some steak sometime!
Whoah yeah! All I need is some grease and some fat feeding feast, let's go!



Hmmmm, I know, that's a bit over the top, but it's a start anyway.

I'm just joking. But what the heck, you did say song.

Bobby

Your brain needs fat. Unfortunately your ass likes it too.

trimph1


My thing is that I have to watch my Carbs, my Salt, My Cholesterol,...my.....So I am ALMOST, but not quite a pure vegan....I even have to watch my caffeine intake...decaf anyone?

In all seriousness, your right about caffeine, I stopped drinking coffee years ago,

When you stop and think about it, "Why do you really need anything that speeds your heart up?".  For whatever little bit you speed up, you tear down other things in the process. Just my opinion there.

Either way, I was joking with this thread to start with about me and my situation.

"I WAS MAKING FUN OF ME", and if I come across any other way then I apologize.

Thanks for replying,

Bobby

RockingChair

trimph1


My thing is that I have to watch my Carbs, my Salt, My Cholesterol,...my.....So I am ALMOST, but not quite a pure vegan....I even have to watch my caffeine intake...decaf anyone?

In all seriousness, your right about caffeine, I stopped drinking coffee years ago,

When you stop and think about it, "Why do you really need anything that speeds your heart up?".  For whatever little bit you speed up, you tear down other things in the process. Just my opinion there.

Either way, I was joking with this thread to start with about me and my situation.

"I WAS MAKING FUN OF ME", and if I come across any other way then I apologize.

Thanks for replying,

Bobby

No probs there...I laugh about this a lot myself...good thing too...can you picture a bunch of darkling existentialists running around...oy...

Beagle


I've been on a diet for the last 12 weeks.  I've had NO becan.  NO pizza.  NO cheeseburgers or french fries.  nada.  nothing but fresh fruits and veggies, chicken, fish and some beef (NO pork!)

stay healthy bobby - who else would we make fun of, harass, laugh at, be buddies with if you don't stick around? 

Pork is not bad. Pork fillet/the centre of pork chops has less fat than quality beef. In beef the fat is "inside" the meat (the "marble" structure), in pork, when you simply remove the visible fat, the actual meat is "cleaner" than beef. At least that's what I've bee taught.

Kalle Rantaaho

Beagle


I've been on a diet for the last 12 weeks.  I've had NO becan.  NO pizza.  NO cheeseburgers or french fries.  nada.  nothing but fresh fruits and veggies, chicken, fish and some beef (NO pork!)

stay healthy bobby - who else would we make fun of, harass, laugh at, be buddies with if you don't stick around? 

Pork is not bad. Pork fillet/the centre of pork chops has less fat than quality beef. In beef the fat is "inside" the meat (the "marble" structure), in pork, when you simply remove the visible fat, the actual meat is "cleaner" than beef. At least that's what I've bee taught.

I don't necessarily disagree with you.  but I'm working a specific diet program and I'm required to follow their diet rules.  their rules include "no pork" until I have reached my goal.  then I can integrate some back into my diet.

trimph1

Beagle

Kalle Rantaaho

Beagle


I've been on a diet for the last 12 weeks.  I've had NO becan.  NO pizza.  NO cheeseburgers or french fries.  nada.  nothing but fresh fruits and veggies, chicken, fish and some beef (NO pork!)

stay healthy bobby - who else would we make fun of, harass, laugh at, be buddies with if you don't stick around? 

Pork is not bad. Pork fillet/the centre of pork chops has less fat than quality beef. In beef the fat is "inside" the meat (the "marble" structure), in pork, when you simply remove the visible fat, the actual meat is "cleaner" than beef. At least that's what I've bee taught.

I don't necessarily disagree with you.  but I'm working a specific diet program and I'm required to follow their diet rules.  their rules include "no pork" until I have reached my goal.  then I can integrate some back into my diet.

I know that beef has a fair bit of cholesterol but Pork? What diet plan is this that you are on...sounds interesting...

I'm only allowed beef 2X per week!  it's mostly chicken and fish on the diet.  pork was excluded because of enzimes and bacteria which do not get excreted from the pigs' bodies since they do not sweat.
 
slim4life is the name of the program.  it's very similar to Atkins, although Atkins does allow pork, this one does not.