bayoubill
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Un Humor
2 peanuts ran into each other. One claimed to be A salted peanut.
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bapu
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Did they go to court?
Oh, I thought you said to be unfunny but you said it was Un Humor.
Maybe you meant Un Humour?
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The Maillard Reaction
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bayoubill
2 peanuts ran into each other. One claimed to be A salted peanut.
That's beautiful Bill!
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bayoubill
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The way I look at it I have 408 posts to go to reach gold. As far as this thread goes I have clearly demonstrated un-humour !
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USHA certified un-humour.
But, the beauty of the poem did not go unnoticed.
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bayoubill
2 peanuts ran into each other. One claimed to be A salted peanut.
A punk rock style piece of string tried to get into a respectable night club. The doorman said to him "I'm sorry you won't be able to come in dressed like that, do you have anything more suitable to wear?" To which the string replied "I'm a frayed knot" 
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Karyn
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You know that sound effect on Shooting Stars when Vic tells a "joke"....
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Karyn
You know that sound effect on Shooting Stars when Vic tells a "joke"....
 Does it sound similar to this?
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Karyn
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I had to turn my computer monitors up to full.... but yes, very similar.
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An alembic Bass player, a penguin, and the Pope walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and asks, what is this , A joke?
I'll be here through Monday, folks...
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Karyn
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I'll be here through Monday, folks...
Great  (we'll be next door  )
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what is this , Am joke? Fixed.
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bayoubill
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Today I ponder this:
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Karyn
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Want me to laugh so you know?
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So, ____ walks into a bar (fill in your favorite target) with a parrot on his/her head. The bartender says "Where did that come from?". The parrot says "Well, it started out as a pimple on my butt"...
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bapu
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Bapu and Mooch walk into a bar.
Now that's as un-humor as you can get, roight?
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bayoubill
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Karyn
Want me to laugh so you know?
I doubt you look anything like a cow. However, would you like to dance? I'd love to have a dance with you. I don't get out much and would like conversation, maybe DINNER!? ..........Sorry ...just a thought
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