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HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
HOT NEWS - PURCHASE CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES! Now it is possible to buy a bugfix YOU need most. Price is only $1000 per fix. Too high? Don't worry - use Group Buy.
Discount prices:
# of orders | price per buyer
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0 *)
1 $1000
10 $100
100 $10
1000 $1
See the picture - collect 1000 as frustrated users like you and you get a bugfix for one dollar!
If nobody else needs the fix you pay $1000.
Ready baked fixes available:
- Working Audio Metronome
- Clip Lasso Select fix
- Fixed ProChannel GUI
- Working 'P' keyboard shortcut to call Preferences if no projects are open
- Old Toolbars
Made on order:
- Undertow's Smart Tool
- Gapless Audio Engine
- Switchable metronome during playback & recording
- Crash-proof version of Sonar (delivery time can not confirmed but it must be paid immediately)
- Fully functioning Audio Snap
- Working Drag N' Drop
- Redesigned Snap To Grid
- Fully customizable Console Strip: make it narrow, thin, wide, tall .. anything.
- Resizable FX Bin width
- Completely removed MultiDock
- Save As button
- Rethought hotkeys in all context menus (Undertow's suggestion)
New Half Baked Features:
- Beatscape version 1.3: now follows project tempo changes if time signature is not changed
- Cakewalk Publisher version 2.0
- Audio CD Burner version 2.0:
Suggest bugffix and we make it: special price $9000 (no group buy). Suggest a new feature and we bake it: special price $5000 (cheaper because it's more fun to make new features than fix old ones)
We guarantee that bugfix you buy will not be included in the next 3 (three) updates/upgrades.
Now it's possible to customize Sonar more than ever! The more you buy, the more you save: get three fixes for only $3500. Ten for $12000.
*) If nobody buys ready baked fix it will be included to the next update for free. EDIT: Added more items for sale.
post edited by panup - 2011/02/01 22:35:13
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John T
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 21:59:16
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Does anybody understand a word of this?
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Kroneborge
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 22:13:14
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hmm, nothing in there about snap to grid, that's a must IMO.
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rbowser
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 22:17:40
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John T
Does anybody understand a word of this?
Well now sure I do - But, Panup, your satire left out quite a few fixes-for-a-price. Like a fully functioning Audio Snap, Drag-n-Drop that doesn't involve doing the dragging twice, Snap-to-Grid that makes sense and stays put, narrow Console Strips that are legible, -----and there are more where those came from. I appreciate the humor instead of yet another moaning-n-****in post about the crippled X1, even when the complaints are legit. Thanks. Randy B.
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osd
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 22:21:01
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So a thousand people chip in to get a bug fixed on one person's system? Or can we all share the DLL?
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 22:23:07
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rbowser
your satire left out quite a few fixes-for-a-price.
You can always buy a custom fix :-).
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rbowser
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 22:33:42
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rbowser
your satire left out quite a few fixes-for-a-price.
You can always buy a custom fix :-).
Ah, right - OK, I want a custom fix please. The works. Spare no expense. Group buy be darned - I just want me an uncrippled X1. I'll email the list - it'll be a 20 page Word Doc, single spaced - I'm sure your team will be able to fix me up. And if I'm asking for too much, that's cool - I got me a spiffin' 8.5 that still works great. Thanks. Randy B.
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panup
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 22:37:51
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Now there are more fixes for sale. Thanks Randy.
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chrisharbin
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/01 23:15:51
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wow this changes everything!
(suddenly various fruit is being slung at me) lol
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siris1977
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/02 00:23:54
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and how are people going to fix bugs in Sonar without going aginst the tos?
$1,000 is a little much for something CW is doing for free. I'll wait on X1b and not risk having to trust someone that dosent work for CW to tinker with progs that could accidentally screw my system.
its a good idea, but not without endorcement from CW.
The first time someone's computer starts smokin and emplodes after buying a "fix" they will say where is my new i7? you broke it you fix it.
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Crush
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/02 03:33:52
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$1,000 is a little much for something CW is doing for free. They're fixing their broken software for free? Wow that's so nice of them!! I guess their salaries are paid through the tooth fairy or something.
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Rothchild
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Re:HOT NEWS - GROUP BUY CUSTOM TAILORED BUGFIXES!
2011/02/02 05:17:12
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