Resonating moobs and other things...

In another thread I asked bapsi at what frequency his moobs resonated.  that reminded me of the 70's when all middle income and even upper/lower income families had a "belt massager" in their home to help them reduce weight.  (yeah, right, like that was really gonna work, guys!)
 
I remember it would always have a setting that would make your skin "resonate" - I could just see the moobs shaking now!
 
anyone else have one of those?
 

My dad used to (try to) sell those things.  Niagara was the name of the company.  I've been looking for a guinuine Niagara Belt Massager photo but I can't find one of the belt massagers.  here's one of the more popular and less expensive heat massager units (and it looks EXACTLY like I remember it!)



he also could sell a massaging chair made with guinuine naugahide.  - it was the most expensive of the set!

UbiquitousBubba


I don't know, but I suspect that if you're using a belt massager to vibrate your moobs, either you're wearing it wrong, or they're hangning so low, you might as well give up.

Before we rush to revisit the wisdom of the 70's, let's recall for a moment the complete and utter horror, the unmentionable despair, and the inhuman monstrosity that was disco.  [shudder...]

There's a reason we were forced to flee that decade.  I'm just saying.

You think John Travolta used one of those belt massagers then?

UbiquitousBubba


I don't know, but I suspect that if you're using a belt massager to vibrate your moobs, either you're wearing it wrong, or they're hangning so low, you might as well give up.

Before we rush to revisit the wisdom of the 70's, let's recall for a moment the complete and utter horror, the unmentionable despair, and the inhuman monstrosity that was disco.  [shudder...]

There's a reason we were forced to flee that decade.  I'm just saying.

I remember hating disco.  Then it went away.  Now we have rap and hippy-hop.  They won't go away.  Oh, how I miss disco...

Actually a Google search returns this result from a forum


I do. The moobs hit resonant frequency at 68mph, now that the weather's better and I'm riding in a T shirt with no screen.

Beagle


but what is the frequency of that resonance?

Mooch⁴⁰⁵⁶?

If I remember correctly doesn't 1 Mooch⁴⁰⁵⁶ = 1 Lew?

I think I fell asleep this morning when my kindergarden teacher was working on Math.

I think I fell asleep this morning when my kindergarden teacher was working on Math.

does your teacher know about bapu's moobs?

UbiquitousBubba


Asking questions of that sort leads to Long Talks with the Principal and missing recess. 

does the principal ask if you like Gladiator movies?

Shirley, he does.....

I thought that was Over, Roger? Huh?

Moobs, boobs, flesh, fat. Muscle, hard muscle, soft muscle, fat and muscle. Mineral content, magnetism, circulation, focus, inertia, supply and demand, the weight of your head on Sunday. What's it all got to do with what timbre your body's in?