I apologize to anyone I have offended BUT when I'm not drinking BEER I get these thoughts like;
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why does the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Which, of coarse, drives me to drink BEER!
