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SteveStrummerUK
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2011/03/12 16:05:03 (permalink)

I went to the doctor...

 
... to find out why my arse was in so much pain after eating vindaloo four days running.
 
 
"Ah", he said, "ring sting"
 
 
"And what the bloody hell would he know about it" I replied.
 
 

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    MNorman
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    Re:I went to the doctor... 2011/03/12 16:13:52 (permalink)
    Scientists have discovered rings around uranus
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    Re:I went to the doctor... 2011/03/12 18:32:22 (permalink)
    "Blow it your arse Howard!"

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    Re:I went to the doctor... 2011/03/12 21:06:07 (permalink)
    Just do not take this to phar.

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    Re:I went to the doctor... 2011/03/12 22:21:32 (permalink)
    A guy goes to see a proctologist complaining about a pain back there.  So the doctor bends him over to look and lets out a shocked exclamation while pulling out a long-stem rose!  "Who did this to you???" asks the doctor.  "I don't know," replies the man, "is there a card too?"

     
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    Re:I went to the doctor... 2011/03/13 05:37:12 (permalink)
     
    Then there was the time I had to see the doctor about another rear-end discomforture...
     
    "Well Stummy, you appear to have a lettuce leaf protruding from the old starfish"
     
    "Is it serious Doc?" I enquired
     
    "It could be, this is just the tip of the iceberg"
     
     

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    Re:I went to the doctor... 2011/03/14 17:32:04 (permalink)
    "ring sting" ????

    Was he Chinese? Was he talking about Bruce Ring-Sting?

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    Re:I went to the doctor... 2011/03/14 17:51:51 (permalink)
    I have no idea what are those but they sound painful!!!

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