Well, well well!!! Look at this!

bapu


Just another post-count padding thread in the Coffee House.

Feel free to disgust amongst yourselves.

Phixed!

Christmas?

if we discuss amongst ourselves, why would we be posting anything here?

bapu

Beagle


if we discuss amongst ourselves, why would we be posting anything here?

more posts for The Bapu!

Or is it?

I called me together and we talked about this at length.  While we don't consider the matter settled by any means, we have reached the following conclusions.

1. If less is more, the math can get really complicated
2. Due to the fact that no doughnuts were provided at this meeting of the self, a small minority of personas walked out in protest.  Most of the others just felt that was too much work.
3. When Carissa's Manifesto used the words, "Thick" and "Repulsive", he/she/it was talking about me
4. Just because most people ignore you does not mean you've managed to achieve invisibility.  In the future, one should remember to validate that invisibility has been achieved before attempting to sunbathe in one's cubicle.  (Thanks to HR for pointing this out...)
5. Jellyfish are wonderous creatures.  Jellyfish are beautiful and graceful in their natural habitat.  Jellyfish do not make good pillows.
6. Some people like to flirt with danger.  Some drive too fast while texting, shaving, and applying makeup at the same time.  Some trust some guy named Jud whose making minimum wage to check their harness when they try bungee jumping.  Some eat tofu - on purpose.  This is humanity's way of saying, "It's time to thin the herd."
7. Is becan the Prince of Meats?  I mean, Beef is "What's for Dinner", so is Beef the King?  If so, does that explain why becan is so much more attractive?
8. Sharing my "interest" in becan with other people may result in being subjected to an intervention.  The next time this happens, plan on falling into a self-induced coma in order to escape the boredome.  In other words, Meetings - Plan B.
9. Crazy is a relative term.  There's "crazy about Roller Derby", then there's "crazy like Wanting to Dress Yourelf in Becan and Cheeze Whiz".  The best way to tell where you fall on the spectrum seems to be watching people react.  Early indications would seem to indicate that a new scale may be required.
10. Bapu is as Bapu does, thus Bapu is self-consistent.  Given the number of "PWF" posts of late, it would appear that Bapu is now consistently incontinent.  One may be wise to put some papers down.

At that point, the meeting broke down into a variety of off topic conversations.  I told myself, "I'll resume this meeting shortly."  I then answered myself, "Don't call me shortly."  That's when the fight started and things got uglier.