To lighten the mood, cnsidering the misdemeanor and its consequenses

It is battery powered and sound activated.... it may be the ultimate party shirt.
 
 
http://www.tqualizer.com/tqualizer/t-qualizer-flashing-equalizer-t-shirt-classic.html
 

 
Then there is the battery powered electric guitar shirt that plays chords through a little belt clip amp... (reminds me of my old Scholz Rockman) http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/c498/?itm=electronic_guitar_shirt&rkgid=274457104&cpg=ogtee1&source=google_tees&gclid=CIeknrnO-6cCFape7Aod_SF9qQ
 

 
I like the EQ shirt better but both are sorta cool. Maybe a god gift. Thinkgeek has edible gummy i-phone cases too. I am going to get some for my daughters birthday.
Julien

I'm buying a six pack in the Lingonberry flavor.

 
Gotta love those lingonberries. The lingonberry preserves are the only thing worth going to Ikea for... speaking of Ikea... It seems to me like they have maybe 50 things in 10,000 different configurations... it makes my feet hurt but I like the preserves...  Sven makes good preserves.
 
J
 
 

Yes, but if it turns out Carissa really likes Lignonberry I may ask you to go home early.

As long as (s)he wears those glamorous white gloves...