How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER

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2011/04/20 15:35:07 (permalink)

How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER


You can have $1 million a year in income and not do any work what-so-ever

It is simple.  
Here is what you need
Two credit cards - each with a $10 million credit limit.  
One with a 10% rate
One with a 20% rate.
A really big truck.

Buy $10,000,000 worth of stuff on the card that has a 10% interest rate.
Load it all in the very big truck
Drive to the same store but on the other side of town
Unload it all.
Return it all on the credit card with the 20% interest rate.

So you have $1 million of interest expense on the 10% credit card
But $2 million of interest income on the 20% credit card. 

You make $1 million a year and do NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING.  

Please send me $20 for this idea.  

Some people call me Maurice
 
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    bapu
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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 15:39:26 (permalink)
    Do you take credit cards?
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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 15:40:21 (permalink)
    No - I am the idea man.  

    Sort of like that guy on Night Shift.  

    Some people call me Maurice
     
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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 15:41:56 (permalink)
    Feed the tuna mayonnaise?
    or this:


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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 16:24:42 (permalink)
    ..... And when the tax men come to the door, two simple words ... I forgot!

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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 16:30:16 (permalink)
    To which they reply, "Deja Vu..."
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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 16:31:12 (permalink)
    UbiquitousBubba


    To which they reply, "Deja Vu..."


    What was it? again.

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    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 16:36:41 (permalink)
    dont try that one the other side of the pond, for there is the ever vigilant BOUY LTD tm  and his cartage, processing, handling and excise duty fee$

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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/20 16:43:22 (permalink)
    .... Remember when the earth blew up ???

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    Re:How to make $1 million every year with NO WORK WHATSOEVER 2011/04/23 14:48:12 (permalink)
    Can I deduct the cost of the really big truck as a business expense?

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