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2011/05/08 17:08:24 (permalink)

This is an actual question on online dating web site!

Suppose you're dating someone who seems to have long-term potential. You discover that they want to urinate on you during sex. Would you consider staying with this person?






WHAT!! 


REALLY?
 

WHO the hell would ask a question like THIS?


This is a question people ask that may become an issue?

(Shakes Head)




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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 17:18:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 17:52:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Well, if you're having sex with jellyfish it might help... and, in that case, you're already well down the path of bad ideas anyway.

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 18:01:50 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
It's messed up man 

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 18:38:41 (permalink)
So what's the right answer?

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 18:50:46 (permalink)
You discover


This is the bit that is troubling me.

They tell you, or they ask I can understand, but 'You discover' what does that mean?

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 18:57:41 (permalink)
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You discover


This is the bit that is troubling me.

They tell you, or they ask I can understand, but 'You discover' what does that mean?

Well in this particular question "discover" means "it  has become as obvious as a sledge hammer upside your head that your dating partner is a freak and you should run like hell"


at least thats my interpretation of it 





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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 19:10:26 (permalink)
So you'd put a no to that question then?

What about question #2?

This is one reason why I think it is better to go out and meet people rather than use an online dating service.  But that's just me.
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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 19:20:47 (permalink)
WHO the hell would ask a question like THIS?


Worcester City Council.

I wish that was a joke.



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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 19:37:57 (permalink)
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Suppose you're dating someone who seems to have long-term potential. You discover that they want to urinate on you during sex. Would you consider staying with this person? 



Why not stay with her?  On the understanding that NO MEANS NO.
 
Actually, i've got a very good friend who's into that.   Doesn't bother me at all, i'm not involved. 

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 19:38:32 (permalink)
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Jonbouy



You discover


This is the bit that is troubling me.

They tell you, or they ask I can understand, but 'You discover' what does that mean?

Well in this particular question "discover" means "it  has become as obvious as a sledge hammer upside your head that your dating partner is a freak and you should run like hell"


at least thats my interpretation of it 

Well, as General Buck Turgidson so aptly put it...and here I paraphrase..."I'd hate to judge before all the facts are in".
 
 
post edited by yorolpal - 2011/05/08 22:55:55

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 21:21:43 (permalink)
I hesitate to ask but, dating what?

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 21:31:38 (permalink)
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Mooch4056


Jonbouy



You discover


This is the bit that is troubling me.

They tell you, or they ask I can understand, but 'You discover' what does that mean?

Well in this particular question "discover" means "it  has become as obvious as a sledge hammer upside your head that your dating partner is a freak and you should run like hell"


at least thats my interpretation of it 

Well, as General Jack D. Ripper so aptly put it...and here I paraphrase..."I'd hate to judge before all the facts are in".
 
 

Technically that would be Buck Turgidson. 

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 21:43:55 (permalink)
Ooops.  Yep....so hate to get a reference to my favorite movie which I've watched like maybe a THOUSAND times wrong.  You are so right...what was I thinkin...ol "Bucky" Turgidson it was.  It's hell gettin old.  I even saw George C. Scott speaking the lines as I typed that!!!:-)

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 22:08:04 (permalink)
only 1000 x? 

I was living in Miami as a wee tot in kindergarten when the Cuban Missile Crisis happened (and not long before this movie was made). I remember the drills of ducking our heads under our desks in case of nuclear attack. 

I love DSOHILTSWALTB.  It is one of the best movies ever. 

And I hate to be a d!ck.  But it was George C Scott as Bucky that cited that line. 

Jack Ripper was the whacko who sent the wing of B52s to nuke Russia because "of a sudden loss of energy" while involved in the act of love.  In other words E.D.!!!

Best story line ever.

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 22:16:04 (permalink)

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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 22:25:24 (permalink)
That's what I meant you dunderhead:-)  While I was typing my intial reply to Mooch I was actually seeing George C. in my head but for some completely elderly reason I typed in Sterling Hayden's character instead.  I can recite most of the dialog to Strangelove verbatim...much to my wife's chagrin.  You know that originally Peter played the part of Major "King" Kong also..until he broke his leg while filming and was replaced by my ol pal Slim Pickens...that's why he's in the wheelchair as Strangelove.  Gaaawwd I love that movie.
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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/08 22:45:48 (permalink)
You know, I've really enjoyed participating in this forum. I've enjoyed the light clever humor. This is an exception. Am, respectfully, wondering if this thread was necessary...
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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/09 00:13:53 (permalink)
This is an exception. Am, respectfully, wondering if this thread was necessary..





There has never been a thread in the entire history of the Coffee house forum that was necessary.







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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/09 00:24:21 (permalink)
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Suppose you're dating someone who seems to have long-term potential. You discover that they want to urinate on you during sex. Would you consider staying with this person?






WHAT!! 


REALLY?
 

WHO the hell would ask a question like THIS?


This is a question people ask that may become an issue?

(Shakes Head)


Yeah, I had some trouble with that one.
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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/09 00:51:19 (permalink)
With proper preparation there is no reason why you could not engage with this partner. More expensive than a condom perhaps but much more chic.


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Re:This is an actual question on online dating web site! 2011/05/09 03:36:00 (permalink)
 
Tell 'em to piss off.

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