I should have known better.... but

Maybe you could leverage the vast accumulated knowledge of this forum to try to resolve this issue.  Have you considered Lurking?  I hear it's all the rage.  Word is that Lew has perfected "The Lurk", but I'm sure he'd share.

You'd have to give Mooch some free time around the holidays so he can enjoy the Bybee's Christmas Lights, but that's only common sense.

Glad to hear the Bybees are still fighting for their right to demonstrate their unique sense of style, culture, and artistic taste in the face of opposition and good sense. 

The Bybees: Sticking it to The Man