Leslie Nielsen revisited

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2011/06/02 20:07:54 (permalink)

Leslie Nielsen revisited

According to TMZ (as we all know, a very reliable source), Leslie Nielsen has the phrase “Let ‘er rip” (a fart joke … am I allowed to use the word fart in this forum?) on his tombstone.  Surely, they must be joking.

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    The Maillard Reaction
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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/02 20:09:18 (permalink)
    TMZ is run a by a legal eagle... they fact check every thing the say ;-)


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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/02 20:35:32 (permalink)
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    According to TMZ (as we all know, a very reliable source), Leslie Nielsen has the phrase “Let ‘er rip” (a fart joke … am I allowed to use the word fart in this forum?) on his tombstone.  Surely, they must be joking.

    They are not joking, and stop calling them Shirley.  

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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 02:23:10 (permalink)
    I can't believe he would use the word FART right there in this forum!!!

    Can you imagine???  I mean "FART???"  In here???  No way!!!  You're not allowed to use the word FART here!!!



     
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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 04:58:19 (permalink)
    I could use the ability to 'let 'er rip' in here...  but that's not important right now.

    Along similar lines:

    Comic writer, Spike Milligan's tombstone says "I told you I was Ill." although it is in Gaelic.  It's in my local graveyard so I can vouch for that one.

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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 05:14:51 (permalink)

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 10:37:38 (permalink)
    And his acting advice: Sit down whenever you can.

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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 12:12:57 (permalink)
    When I was in Tulsa I met Mr. Nielsen in the hallway out side my room. When we got to the elevator I asked him if anything was going on or anything to do. There was a buffet set up in the Hotel lobby and he said  he was on his way there. I said "free food?'" and he said "exactly" He was there for the Roy Clark Celebrity Golf Classic. He showed me a gadget he had in his pocket and smiled "This is my conversation piece".  We arrived at the lobby and walked to the bar. This beautiful woman walked up the the bar to order. Mr. Nielsen squeezed his gadget slowly and this loud fart sound rang out. He looked at the woman smiled and said"OH, EXCUSE MEEEE"  The lady frowned and walked away. I was crying I laughed so hard. That's how he spent the next hour. Greeting people with his gadget.

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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 12:27:14 (permalink)
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    When I was in Tulsa I met Mr. Nielsen in the hallway out side my room. When we got to the elevator I asked him if anything was going on or anything to do. There was a buffet set up in the Hotel lobby and he said  he was on his way there. I said "free food?'" and he said "exactly" He was there for the Roy Clark Celebrity Golf Classic. He showed me a gadget he had in his pocket and smiled "This is my conversation piece".  We arrived at the lobby and walked to the bar. This beautiful woman walked up the the bar to order. Mr. Nielsen squeezed his gadget slowly and this loud fart sound rang out. He looked at the woman smiled and said"OH, EXCUSE MEEEE"  The lady frowned and walked away. I was crying I laughed so hard. That's how he spent the next hour. Greeting people with his gadget.


    That's classic!  I always thought those stories were slightly exaggerated.  So, when he got to the buffet, did he cut the cheese?  

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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 12:50:58 (permalink)
     
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    Re:Leslie Nielsen revisited 2011/06/03 16:10:15 (permalink)
    Well, you take a big chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan
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