If you were stranded on a dessert island

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2011/06/10 11:18:39 (permalink)

If you were stranded on a dessert island

would you head straight for the ice cream  or the spotted dick with chocolate custard?

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    Old55
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:21:14 (permalink)
    I hate these great and deep philosophical questions so early in the morning.   

    Is that a dessert island or a desert island? 

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:22:47 (permalink)
    I never dessert a desert
    (or the other way around?)

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:25:35 (permalink)
      I've missed very few deserts, myself.  And I'm still missing them. 

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:26:37 (permalink)
    Early?  I'm getting ready to leave work and go home...

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:28:07 (permalink)
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    Early?  I'm getting ready to leave work and go home...

    Now I'm jealous. I just got to work my place of employment.
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:30:52 (permalink)
    Karyn





    Mmmm... that looks yummy.  I think I'm going to miss that one, too. 

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:34:18 (permalink)
    Karyn




    That looks like something JB and his Mermaid tried to feed me. Sadly I was not hungry enough. I think he still has the sandwiches they made too. I hope it all keeps until September 2012.
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:36:26 (permalink)
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    the spotted dick with chocolate custard?

    I hope that is not a TOS violation.


    And please do not tweet me a pic of that.



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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:39:47 (permalink)
    bapu


    Karyn


    the spotted dick with chocolate custard?

    I hope that is not a TOS violation.


    And please do not tweet me a pic of that.


    So so tempting....  along with a loud co-worker alert .WAV 

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 11:50:41 (permalink)
    bapu


    Karyn


    the spotted dick with chocolate custard?

    I hope that is not a TOS violation.


    And please do not tweet me a pic of that.



      and puff on a fag after dessert????
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 12:00:49 (permalink)
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    would you head straight for the ice cream  or the spotted dick with chocolate custard?


    A spotted what? LMAO! That so has to be a UK thing! I've never heard that one before and I'm sure it doesn't mean what it means here....so I'll take the ice cream. Here, ice cream is in a box...custard comes out of a machine. If the machine was a spotted "richard", umm....you know, I'm not even going to question it. LOL! I think I'll just throw a baseball at ole richard for spiking the custard with...whatever he may be spiking it with. :-Þ

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 12:11:11 (permalink)
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    bapu


    Karyn


    the spotted dick with chocolate custard?

    I hope that is not a TOS violation.


    And please do not tweet me a pic of that.



    and puff on a fag after dessert????

    LOL musicman! My first trip to the UK was in 1999. I got asked "have you got an extra fag, Danny?" I was like...huh?" They said, an extra fag?" I sat there like a deer in headlights. I didn't know whether to be offended and say something or go with the flow. I decided to go with the flow and when I once again said "I don't know what you're talking about" the person said "a cigarette Danny, we call them fags here". Well, I cracked up!
     
    The same night, after my first show in England (in Wigan...tough town they started me out in) I kept on getting asked for plectrums from people. I had no clue what they were asking me for. Time and time again, can you give me a plectrum Danny?" I kept on saying "a what?" And finally, one of the guys pointed to my necklace which is a golden guitar pick with my name in it with diamonds. So I said, "no you may not have my gold pick!" He says, no, we want a plectrum....you know, like the one you used when you played tonight!" Then it hit me. LOL!! I had never heard of that before. Boy did I get an education on that trip. It's amazing the words the people in England will say freely which here are taken as soo bad. I'd rather have it the Brit way to be honest. Much more accepting of things...and the women....they laugh at insults and come back with stuff that's 100 times worse. You just can't out bust an English lady! It was great for me though because they liked my goofy accent...so I made friends pretty easy over there. LOL....I remember saying "squid" instead of "quid" hahahahahahaha!! Now THAT was embarrassing! :)
     
    I must have learned at least 30 words on that trip...God I love England and can't wait to get back there!

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 12:17:41 (permalink)
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    That looks like something JB and his Mermaid tried to feed me. Sadly I was not hungry enough. I think he still has the sandwiches they made too. I hope it all keeps until September 2012.


    Bapu has a good memory.

    The Mermaid served up a home made Strawberry Pavlova and it wasn't too sad that Bapu wasn't hungry enough as I polished off the complete thing afterward...

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 12:19:08 (permalink)
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    bapu


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    the spotted dick with chocolate custard?

    I hope that is not a TOS violation.


    And please do not tweet me a pic of that.



    and puff on a fag after dessert????

    LOL musicman! My first trip to the UK was in 1999. I got asked "have you got an extra fag, Danny?" I was like...huh?" They said, an extra fag?" I sat there like a deer in headlights. I didn't know whether to be offended and say something or go with the flow. I decided to go with the flow and when I once again said "I don't know what you're talking about" the person said "a cigarette Danny, we call them fags here". Well, I cracked up!
     
    The same night, after my first show in England (in Wigan...tough town they started me out in) I kept on getting asked for plectrums from people. I had no clue what they were asking me for. Time and time again, can you give me a plectrum Danny?" I kept on saying "a what?" And finally, one of the guys pointed to my necklace which is a golden guitar pick with my name in it with diamonds. So I said, "no you may not have my gold pick!" He says, no, we want a plectrum....you know, like the one you used when you played tonight!" Then it hit me. LOL!! I had never heard of that before. Boy did I get an education on that trip. It's amazing the words the people in England will say freely which here are taken as soo bad. I'd rather have it the Brit way to be honest. Much more accepting of things...and the women....they laugh at insults and come back with stuff that's 100 times worse. You just can't out bust an English lady! It was great for me though because they liked my goofy accent...so I made friends pretty easy over there. LOL....I remember saying "squid" instead of "quid" hahahahahahaha!! Now THAT was embarrassing! :)
     
    I must have learned at least 30 words on that trip...God I love England and can't wait to get back there!


    Danny , its quaint, isn't it?. Did you ever find your way to the LOO? LOL

    Just think , we derived our language from them, and look what we did to it !!!!

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 13:02:41 (permalink)
    LMAO musicman!!! The loo....that killed me! The best was when they were all callin me a "lil git". I thought it was a cute lil pet name....boy was I wrong. Hahahaha!

    It really is amazing how much we have changed things. I'll name a few things I learned...

    Bird=female
    Bloke=male
    Pissed=drunk
    Round-about=what we call a circle when driving on the road
    Boot=trunk of the car
    Git=Danny
    Loo=toilet
    Fag=cig
    Plectrum=guitar pick
    Quid=cash
    Car Park=parking lot
    The Shops=stores
    Tea=lunch/dinner
    Wanker=Danny
    Poof=Danny
    Suss it=sort it
    Limy=got 2 meanings for this. 1 was the UK forces waiting for dropped supplies in lime fields in the second world war, the other was limes and scurvy stories.
    What are you on about=what are you talking about. Here, that means "what's your problem" said sarcastically.

    I can't tell you how many times I was called a "blutty poof wanka" LOL! I so love that country I tell ya....everyone has a great sense of humor. A bit harsh at times, but once you see what they're about...very caring souls with tough exteriors. But don't upset the women...yikes!

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 13:10:29 (permalink)
    WHAT??? WHAT?? would you head straight for the ice cream  or the spotted dick with chocolate custard?
    WHAT???

    Somebody help me get the image out of my mind! EWWWWW!!!!!

    BTW,Karyn I thought you said you had red hair! I do like your smile. just sayin

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 13:12:32 (permalink)
    Danny Danzi

     But don't upset the women...yikes! 


    Oh Danny Boy!

    This is true of any country or culture, in my learned experience.

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 14:06:24 (permalink)
     
    Rhubarb crumble & custard.
     
     
    Nice.
     
     

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 14:41:29 (permalink)
    Danny, I can think of one  or two more

    Bonnet = Hood of an automobile

    we complain about standing in long lines =  they queue

    just to show you how hospitable the Brits are, my ex and I were in London in a queue for a tram ride and  looked bewildered and confused, and some chap in a uniform took us to the front of the line and got us going in short fashion

    here here !!!

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 14:56:11 (permalink)
    No spotted dick in this country.  Though, we do seem to have an excess of weiner at the moment
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 15:13:47 (permalink)
    Karyn


    would you head straight for the ice cream  or the spotted dick with chocolate custard?


    Why would I want to head straight for a detective?  Even if he had custard, the acne is gross?
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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/10 21:42:05 (permalink)
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    No spotted dick in this country.  Though, we do seem to have an excess of weiner at the moment


    How can I phrase this without getting myself in trouble.  I have spotted spotted dick in Southern California.  I think it was at a Trader Joe's, but I'm not certain of that. 

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    Re:If you were stranded on a dessert island 2011/06/11 06:50:13 (permalink)

    The best was when they were all callin me a "lil git". I thought it was a cute lil pet name....boy was I wrong. Hahahaha!
    LOL, Danny

    The thing is there is a lot of nuance in how these words are said and what they are used in conjunction with.

    i.e. a british bloke might find it uncomfortable to say you have awesome, killer chops on that guitar so he'd say something like 'you flash git' instead which would actually mean he admired your playing.  You flash git...

    Conversely somebody may call me a miserable git, because indeed I am a miserable git so there it would be completely literal.

    You can even hear people say something like "Haha, he's a prat ain't he? Nice bastard though" which despite the derogatory terms would generally mean "He's a good bloke with a crazy sense of humour!".  Go figure.

    And what do you mean we have tough exteriors? Are you some kind of bloody poof?...
    post edited by Jonbouy - 2011/06/11 07:01:57

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