Advise For the Single Man?
Martha Stewart;
To keep potatoes from budding place an apple in the bag
pssst Hungry Jack mashed Tater mix last up to a year!
Cure for headaches - cut a lime in two and rub it on your forehead
take a lime and mix it with tequila so ALL your pains go away!
Don't throw out all your leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in sauces etc.
LEFTOVER WINE??..... HELLO!!!!
stuff a miniature marshmallow into the bottom of an ice cream cone so it won't dip all over you
Suck the ice cream out the bottom cuz you're probably in your recliner layin back anyway