Bacon Cheeseburger

So for supper at work last night I went to the in-store McDonalds and ordered the usual bacon cheeseburger and fries.
Sitting in my car eating, I noticed the sandwich tasted better than it usually does. Opened the bun, no burger! Just bacon, k and m, pickles, cheese and onions. It was good.
 
On an unrelated note, there have been some burglaries in my area recently. My left-hand neighbor is organizing a neighborhood watch. Got home about midnight and there were 2 never-seen-before white vans in my right-hand neighbor's driveway.
I called the sheriff.

What is this Bacon you talk of?

We have to be careful here...are you sure it was becan and not bacon?

Or it could have been coloured cellulose....here...eat your cardboard!

So did the sheriff's find your missing meat? Was it a guy with no-hands that got it?
Did they arrest your right-handed neighbor for stealing vans?
Did your left-handed neighbor get his watch working?
Does your employee discount mean whatever you do purchase at discount it has
something removed before you get it?

It seems all I really know is that the interior light of your car works.....I'll be glad when
we get to part 2.

I reckon it was the Log lady.

spacey


So did the sheriff's find your missing meat? Was it a guy with no-hands that got it?
Did they arrest your right-handed neighbor for stealing vans?
Did your left-handed neighbor get his watch working?
Does your employee discount mean whatever you do purchase at discount it has
something removed before you get it?

It seems all I really know is that the interior light of your car works.....I'll be glad when
we get to part 2.

1. No.
2. TBA
3. No. They are his work vans, apparently. First time I've seen them.
4. (She's) still working on it.
5. McD's doesn't accept discount cards.
6. It was still daytime, but yes, the interior lights do work.
 
It was becan. McDonald's still uses the archaic spelling since they are from the last century.

spacey


So did the sheriff's find your missing meat? Was it a guy with no-hands that got it?
Did they arrest your right-handed neighbor for stealing vans?
Did your left-handed neighbor get his watch working?
Does your employee discount mean whatever you do purchase at discount it has
something removed before you get it?

It seems all I really know is that the interior light of your car works.....I'll be glad when
we get to part 2.

We need to get Columbo on the case!

spacey

Old55

spacey


So did the sheriff's find your missing meat? Was it a guy with no-hands that got it?
Did they arrest your right-handed neighbor for stealing vans?
Did your left-handed neighbor get his watch working?
Does your employee discount mean whatever you do purchase at discount it has
something removed before you get it?

It seems all I really know is that the interior light of your car works.....I'll be glad when
we get to part 2.

We need to get Columbo on the case!

LOL..I admit I sure didn't get to the bottom of anything....ya know, it doesn't sound like Greg's
neighborhood is not as good as "The Burbs" but it did inspire me to get set-up on my roof-top...just
in case I'm missin' sumpin'.

Alright, let's do a steakout! 

Wookiee

Alright, let's do a becanout!

 
 
Fixed

  Whatever you say, Wookiee.